
WHAT. ARE. THOSE. PANTS.
NO REALLY.
I just... they look like... Why does anyone want to wear stuff that looks like they hulked out in it, for one thing. Clothes shouldn't be DESIGNED to look like they have to be RESTRAINED to stay on your body. Also these look like knee braces. S&M knee braces. I just... I mean, hey, I applaud the hard work it obviously took to find TOTALLY CRACKED OUT PANTALUNACY such as this. I would like to ask her, sincerely, how she pulled it off.

Oh. Well then.

And I guess... her dog ate two pairs of her pants so she just married them, like you do ketchup bottles in restaurants. It's weird to me that she showed up with an entourage member in a nearly identical shirt, but I guess that's why you let the supermodel walk first.
