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# Catch-up Fuggerday: Things We Missed Because Of Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/catch-up-fuggerday-things-we-missed-because-of-cannes/
- Published: 2014-05-24T18:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-27T20:25:23.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Taylor Schilling in Sportmax

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492344703.xml)

God, if we could just take some shears to the tulle, I might have loved this. HOWEVER, I will say that when Orange Is The New Black first hit, I remember thinking she had sort of boring fashion sense, so I'm excited to see that she's doing something fun now.

## Taylor Schilling in Monique Lhuillier

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490942253.xml)

This is... NOT boring? But EXTREMELY FREAKY. I feel like it is x-rays that the aliens have been taking of us.

## Laverne Cox

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490958811.xml)

I love her so much. Her parts of the show are so good. I just marathoned it, finally, and there are episodes where she's only in it in limited use, and yet IN that limited use the whole thing just sort of comes alive.

## Laura Prepon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491036421.xml)

This is okay, I guess, but it doesn't especially work for me. It's a little matronly, almost. There were rumors for a while that she and Tom Cruise were dating -- she is a loyal Scientologist -- and I don't think I believe them, but I would kind of LIKE to, because it would crack me up somehow. I mean, if Katie Holmes was banned from doing press for a movie called "Thank You For Smoking," what are the Church Elders going to do with THIS show? I kind of want Tom Cruise to encourage them to eat it.

## Taryn Manning

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490968911.xml)

This is crazy but she's kind of working it. Mostly, I'm just glad I can look at her again. She's quite good on OINTB but I basically couldn't deal with her character's teeth and so I rarely made eye contact.

## Jaimie Alexander

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492356247.xml)

She is so gorgeous, and this thing looks like it failed quality control.

## Natasha Lyonne

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490942245.xml)

Starting at linebacker for the Litchfield Prison Tullesheds...

## Dakota Fanning in Roland Mouret

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492485037.xml)

I just wish it were a skirt. Jumpsuit pants are so DISMAL to me.

## Taylor Kitsch

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492358501.xml)

He looks cute, and kind of like that guy you see at a bar after work, having a scotch because he had an annoying day.

## Matt Bomer

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492358903.xml)

Oh sweet soothing hotness, you were worth the wait.

[Catch-up Fuggerday: Things We Missed Because Of CannesOrange Is The New Black had a premiere party. So did The Normal Heart. People wore stuff, and more importantly: Matt Bomer and Tim Riggins. Venture in with us. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492344703.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/catch-up-fuggerday-things-we-missed-because-of-cannes-05-2014/)