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"Merteuil" Premiere

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 12: Diane Kruger attends the "Merteuil" Premiere on November 12, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

Listen, the premiere of a Dangerous Liaisons adaptation IS when you wear a dress with panniers. This is correct.

Lucas Bravo and Diane Kruger

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 12: (L-R) Lucas Bravo and Diane Kruger attend the "Merteuil" Premiere on November 12, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Oooh, Emily is gonna LOVE that bow.

Le Printemps Launches Christmas Windows Animations And Lights

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 06: Diane Kruger attends the launch of Le Printemps' Christmas windows animations and lights at Le Printemps on November 06, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

I had to study this to parse it; it's a very very short skirt with a wide belt, really opaque tights, and thigh-high boots. I like the peek of turtleneck under her blouse; this whole thing has a light pirate vibe that I enjoy.

"Amrum" Premiere - Filmfest Hamburg

HAMBURG, GERMANY - SEPTEMBER 27: Diane Kruger attends the "Amrum" premiere during Filmfest Hamburg at Cinemaxx on September 27, 2025 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/WireImage)

This is silly and also fun. I did not think I'd see two low-key neck ruffs in this slideshow. (I've seen them called "pie crust collars" and I personally would MUCH rather wear a Tiny Ruff than a piece of pastry around my face.)

South International Series Festival

CADIZ, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 14: Diane Kruger attends "Little Disasters" photocall during the South International Series festival at La Caleta on September 14, 2025 in Cadiz, Spain. (Photo by Patricia J. Garcinuño/Getty Images)

Two thumbs up. This is great. No notes. YES THIS WAS IN SEPTEMBER I TOLD YOU I DROPPED THE BALL.

South International Series Festival

CADIZ, SPAIN - SEPTEMBER 13: Diane Kruger attends South International Series festival photocall at Teatro Falla on September 13, 2025 in Cadiz, Spain. (Photo by Patricia J. Garcinuño/Getty Images)

At first, I thought this was a long gown with a sheer skirt, but it's a SHORT skirt, fancy stockings, and a train. Which makes me like it more. (Also, that bag is cute.)

Closing Ceremony - 18th Angouleme French-Speaking Film Festival

ANGOULEME, FRANCE - AUGUST 30: Diane Kruger attends the Closing Ceremony during the 18th Angouleme French-Speaking Film Festival on August 30, 2025 in Angouleme, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/WireImage)

Don't get mad but this sort of works for me? Let's get weird.

We REALLY Need to Catch Up With Diane Kruger
I may have dropped the ball here.

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