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# Cate Blanchett's Carte Blanchett Temporarily Crashes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cate-blanchetts-carte-blanchett-temporarily-crashes-04-2017/
- Published: 2017-04-27T18:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-27T21:14:42.000Z
- Description: Call a mechanic.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Valentino, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Oh, Queen Cate. What happened? This seems like it's for padding around your house drinking a stress cocktail while yelling at your agent about script rewrites, and milking a virgin yak for your daily age-defying ablutions. It was not meant to see the light of day beyond that which gently falls upon your lanai, sweating up the outside of your mimosa pitcher. I know your cosmic free fashion pass is a magical thing, but as they say, with great power comes great responsibility.