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# Cate Preens In... Well, Preen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cate-preens-in-well-preen-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-17T21:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-17T17:24:18.000Z
- Description: It's a WOMP-WOMP for me.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Preen, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Thank you, O Cate, for your blessed weirdness, without which this would be just a quiet mellow Wednesday that I spend Googling bathroom tile. Your dress looks like it sewed itself after taking a couple shots of scotch, then vomited out some of its own lining. I can't make that better for you, but I do know that if it eats some McDonald's and drinks coconut water, it'll feel much better tomorrow morning.

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