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# Catherine Zeta-Fugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/catherine-zeta-fugs-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-12T16:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-12T16:54:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

For a moment I didn't reognize this lady.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/146012552.jpg "Catherine Zeta-Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/catherine-zeta-fugs-06-2012/premiere-of-warner-bros-pictures-rock-of-ages-arrivals-13?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Is that crazy of me? Because *now*, I'm like, "Oh, right, of course, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones," but it took me far longer than it should considering that looking at photos of people like her is basically my job. I don't even know who I thought it was -- part of it is that I forgot CZJ was even in Rock of Ages, so I had to solve that riddle as well, and between this and all the episodes of *Countdown* I am YouTubeing so I can play along, I just don't have TIME for any more PUZZLES, people.

But, the clothes: Am I wrong to wish she and Julianne Hough (which, whoops, you'll see in a bit) had switched outfits? That neon yellow would look astonishing on her, I suspect, but mostly I just want to cut this refried figure-skating outfit off of her before she breaks a leg attempting a heavily coerced triple axle. Plus, if you put it on Hough, somebody might look at her and decide it's time for an *Ice Castles* remake starring her and, say, [Keegan Allen from *Pretty Little Liars*](https://mytvseriesapp.com/actor-146711-287031-keegan%5Fallen.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (he's got an apt [Young Robby Benson](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/%5FQ9g7ZC2KSLw/TTm%5Fsrp5sXI/AAAAAAAAKcE/Dap%5FQWo-VhU/s1600/55.png?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) thing going, kind of, right?), and I think the world would benefit heavily from THAT. We need more figure-skating movies. The last one we had was *Ice Princess*, and although I support the idea of making girls believe math is cool, we can't let the genre rest on a film in which Michelle Trachtenberg implied it's a carnival trick that you can master if you just go to physics class and buy a good calculator.

\[Photo: Getty\]