2011
I genuinely WILL help this person make the music of the night, if that's what she wants.
2014
Rita's outfit is brought to you by two glamorous goddamn potholders and the matching dishtowel.
2011 - Margot Robbie
I also found a pre-stardom Margot Robbie -- had been on Neighbors, had just started on the one-season wonder Pan Am -- wearing several layers of whatever was on sale in the Macy's Intimates department.
1999 - Vin Diesel
I don't know why I downloaded this photo of Vin Diesel. It just makes me laugh. Of COURSE he's wearing a tank top and sunglasses inside Studio 54.
2016 - Carrie Underwood
I feel like I recently said that Carrie Underwood needs to wear more slick, sleek suits. This is absolutely Exhibit A. She looks fabulous. DO THIS MORE, CARRIE.
2018 - Camila Cabello
What I wish you could see is that her boots match -- so what I think is happening is, all those buckles are actually part of over-the-knee boots that came with the jumpsuit. It's crazy. it's like Revolutionary War In Space.
2016 - Fergie
Fergie Ferg used to co-host the Rockin' Eve stuff, by emceeing everything they shot in Los Angeles. She was not great at it, but I kind of miss her -- she dropped off the planet a bit, didn't she? This is a terrible outfit and I would like the chance to see her in MORE terrible outfits and then an occasional sudden awesome one. Come back, Fergie Ferg!
2015 - Mariah Carey
Psst. Mariah. Your dress is rotting.
Rihanna
Rihanna showed up to whatever New Year's party this was in pajamas and a homemade crown. Because Rihanna can do stuff like that, on account of being Rihanna, and by the end of the party I feel like everyone was trying to make one out of whatever was lying around this penthouse.
Taylor Swift
This is good. Why can't performance outfits be THIS more often? Why does it always have to be figure skating outfits made of belts and mesh?
Bebe Rexha
She had to have been chilly. At least she got a turtleneck with her tutu.
2018 - Andra Day
I love her for showing up at New Year's looking like it's Halloween. This is EXTRA AND A HALF. Also, I miss her voice, and one of the consistent things in this universe is that if you use "Rise Up" on a TV show underneath something dramatic, I WILL tear up. FACT.
Xtina
Her outfit is dramatic, and her sunglasses are one of the best reminders of why skinny shades were a bad fad, but the winner of this photo is her dancer. He is ALL IN.
I respect her tremendously for giving up and just doing the rest of the show in a Hudson's Bay blanket cardigan. I kinda wish I'd thought of it myself.