
Rihanna here is in a Celine shirt, a denim skirt, and -- what you can barely see -- pink boxers, the waistband of which is poking up above said skirt. Also it's possible the skirt is just flaps that connect to the same waistband, hence the need for the boxers. I can't imagine putting on anything this complicated to go to Bristol Farms (fancy LA supermarket), but I bless her a hundred times for being herself and not me. We need you in these dark times, Riri.

Stars: They're Just Like Us: They Bag Their Own Grocieries.

Putting the mask on when you LEAVE the restaurant and hit the open air seems backwards? I guess if she was eating outdoors and is bracing herself for the paps, but what about the other diners? Y'all, I'm not shaming, I'm genuinely curious. I have not eaten at a restaurant since March 5, 2020, or something -- not even outdoors -- and my re-entry confusion and anxiety is going to be a sight to behold. As is her outfit (confusing, a sight, possibly also causing her anxiety if it's chafing).

Sweater separates! This feels incredibly dated, but I can't put my finger on what era it would belong in; however, it also looks like something that would be super comfortable if you just needed to take your baby for a walk and you aren't interested in something constricting.

"Hi! Yes, I CAN rock a pattern! No, don't come any closer, my mask is inside."

Everything is awkward about the proportions here.

She's just out running errands with her daughter in a cozy-looking striped shirt whose price tag would probably make me pass out. WELCOME BACK. This is shlubby but also works -- it's Baggy But With Effort. She's comfy but put-together. That's a tough line to walk.

I mean... we're TOLD that is Hailey Bieber. It could be literally anyone.

LITTLE MISS GIGGLES FOR THE WIN. I am definitely Little Miss Giggling at her hat situation, also.

All the set shots are working -- I am SINCERELY curious to see Selena Gomez + Steve Martin + Martin Short + good coats in a TV show about nosy building residents investigating MURDERS.

This is a nice message. And what's that on her socks?

*record scratch*

I'm sorry, but... does this say MUSEUM OF MODERN FART? Parenthetically, there is a frat house somewhere that for SURE wants to get this made into a sign for over the front door.
