Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum
Oh, you two! Get a room!
Jenna Dewan-Tatum
I would have gone with a metallic shoe, I think. Additionally, something about this feels slightly like a salute to the nuts and bolts of sailing.
Joely Fisher
All I hope is that, whenever she wears this, she bursts into the room with a triumphant roar.
Christina Applegate in Naeem Khan, Martyn LeNoble
Yes, we had other photos of these two, where they're NOT just coming through the metal detector, but none of them made me laugh as much as this photo of them coming through the metal detector. Look, if your Naeem Khan looks good coming through the metal detector, as this does, then you can rest assured that you're wearing a good dress.
Jenna Elfman
This is probably prettier in person, right? (It pleases me that even celebrities looked a little sticky this weekend.)
Stephen "tWitch" Boss, Allison Holker
As I don't have a full-length shot of them, I feel certain we can assume that the bottom of her dress is on fire, and he's secretly wearing manpris, right? WE JUST CAN'T KNOW.
Rachel Boston in Bluemarine
I also suspect THIS was better in person. Was the dress code for this event, "Don't Worry Too Much About the Pictures!" That's supportive.
Tara Lipinski in Alice + Olivia
I liked this dress on Judy Greer, now I like it -- albeit shortened, probably wisely -- on Tara Lipinski.
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Can someone explain to me, sincerely, the though process behind putting a seam down the center of the front of this?
Paula Abdul
Emmanuelle and Paula DO NOT appear to be attending the same event. I think Paula is going to an event where she promised to wear the winning dress in a Project Runway Unconventional Materials challenge.
Lance Bass and Michael Turchin
These two look nice -- coordinated, but not matchy. I sort of wish Lance had either worn dresser shoes OR gone all the way with the sneaks thing and just worn Chucks.
Elizabeth Berkley
"DON'T ask me about Showgirls."