Taylor Swift and the Haims

I love how that one Haim just looks resigned to their fate here. You can't win 'em all! You should probably know that Taylor is also wearing thigh-high white boots here, which do give her look more of an actual outfit feeling than just (expensive, sparkly) jean shorts and a tank top.

Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd looks handsome repping his team; there were also a lot of photos of him with his head in his hands. Not a great day for Chiefs fans.

Dixie D’Amelio

This is just...not good. That romper might be comfy but it really just looks like children's jammies and the shoes don't make any sense with it. I DO think the jacket is cute, though.

Evan Mock

This is good, but he is one of those people -- like Eddie Redmayne -- who always feels 10% too clearly Styled to me.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

She's looking fabulous; those shoes with this are perfect.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

This looks comfy but also cute. I'm into it.

Ja'Marr Chase

This is also a good shoe choice, from a man who underperformed on my fantasy team two years ago and I've never forgiven him for it!!!!!!!!!

Ja'Marr Chase

I appreciate Ja'Marr's bling.

CeeDee Lamb

This is extremely well-accessorized.

Emma Roberts

All things considered, this might be a bit of a snooze.

Kevin Costner

This is as expected.

Pete Davidson

This is also, actually, absolutely as expected, and also God bless Pete for just showing up at this looking like a tourist who spent all day on Bourbon Street during a trip he made to attend a sporting event.

Winnie Harlow

I guess visible nipples are also kinda Bourbon-Street apropos?

La La Anthony

La La is wearing 1/3rd of a French dauphin's mourning costume here.

Angel Reese

This feels a little bit like Nana Got Rowdy at the Senior Living Facility Bingo Night.

Latto

This is also very I'm Here To Watch This Game But Don't Want to Publicly Endorse Either Team!

GloRilla

The real trend at this event....

Ciara

...was....

Justin Jefferson

....peace signs. Or I guess the British "eff you."

Martha Stewart

Martha and her winter whites are ready to roll. I appreciate her cute sneaks.

LeSean McCoy and Emmanuel Acho

Thank GOD they have enough pockets, who knows what the bag policy is going to be at this thing!

Trishelle Cannatella

Good for Trishelle for looking so festive.

Jordan Chiles

I feel like Jordan COULD do some tumbling runs in this, if an impromptu gymnastics meet breaks out.

Louis Tomlinson

This man is so committed to his bangs!

Kaitlyn Bristowe

No doubt here where Kaitlyn's loyalties lie.

Flavor Flav

Flavor Flav's allegiance is to the unshakeable march of time.

Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin

As a Rams fan myself, I appreciate Macaulay repping our team -- which only just barely lost to the Eagles. (Barkley was an unstoppable force and their defense is just too good.) Brenda appears to be having an existential crisis, which is relatable.

Leon Bridges

This is snazzy AND pizzazzy (trying that one out, on Fug Nation's suggestion).

Alvin Kamara

This fringed jacket is RAD.

Damar Hamlin

Damar always looks cool.

Eiza González

I just...okay. Sure. Fine. Let's just ride this trend out. I don't have the emotional energy anymore. Enjoy your hotpants.

Indiana Affleck

Did you know there's a new Affleck? (In fairness...his jacket is very cool.)

Bradley Cooper

All in all -- a great night for Boop.

Oh, Right! The Super Bowl Was Sunday, Too.

Celebrities showed up!