Celebrities at Wimbledon 2021

David Beckham

"Hello? Where is everyone? I thought the match started at 2pm. Oh. OH, it's tomorrow? Okay, I'll just wait here."

David Beckham

All silliness aside, Becks looks VERY smart here, in the first of MANY double-breasted suit jackets.

Benedict Cumberbatch and dad Timothy Carlton

B Cumbers came out of quarantine READY TO RUMBLE, sartorially speaking. He looks like he's in costume for a 1970s movie set in the 30s about very posh British people sweating through a terrible weekend of secrets and lies.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Props for the matching mask, though!

Jack Whitehall

As I mentioned, it's double-breasted ahoy.

Stormzy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Beretta/Sims/Shutterstock (12197916ay) Stormy arriving at Wimbledon Wimbledon Tennis Championships, Day 8, The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London, UK - 06 Jul 2021

Stormzy, on the other hand, is not sitting in the royal box and can go a bit more casual -- although he does look very polished.

Jessie J

Jessie J, answering the question, "what if Janis Joplin wore an outfit made of wallpaper and the whole thing actually worked out to be VERY cute."

Pom Klementieff, Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell

(a) all these folks look good; (b) they're also all in the new Mission Impossible together; (b) there's a rumor that Tom and Hayley are dating but I'll believe it when I see it (at least she's fairly age-appropriate); Tom, so far, has gone to BOTH Wimbledon finals AND the Euro final and I appreciate his commitment to sport whilst in the UK.

Hayley Atwell and Tom Cruise

"Hello, everyone, yes, it is I! Tom Cruise!"

Tom Cruise

Listen, he's got a lot going on but the man's suits are always well-fitted, anyway.

James Norton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Javier Garcia/Shutterstock (12199110bk) Edward Norton in the Royal Box on Centre Court Wimbledon Tennis Championships, Day 9, The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London, UK - 07 Jul 2021

Informative Caption tried to convince me that this was EDWARD Norton. Go home, Informative Caption, and read up on Hot Sad Vicars!

James Norton, Hannah Bagshawe, Eddie Redmayne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP/Shutterstock (12199372at) Actors James Norton, left, and Eddie Redmayne, shake hands before the start of the match at Centre Court on day nine of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London Wimbledon Tennis, London, United Kingdom - 07 Jul 2021

"Who'd have thought we'd be holding this impromptu meetings of the Cream Suits Enthusiasts Society?!?!!"

Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne

They do look very elegant and crisp here.

Floella Benjamin

This dress! It's DREAMY.

Mary Berry

Mary Berry approves of your tart!

Hugh Grant and Anna Elisabet Eberstein

"This is incredibly dull."

Hugh Grant and Anna Elisabet Eberstein

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ANL/Shutterstock (12201013c) Hugh Grant Wimbledon Tennis Championships, Day 9, The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, London, UK - 07 Jul 2021

"I can't believe they ran that photo of me yawning. And yet I did this to myself. Hugh, will you ever learn!?!"

Dominic West

One of my other favorite things about Wimbledon is all the chic and expensive sunglasses people wear.

Oliver Cheshire and Pixie Lott

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ANL/Shutterstock (12201702m) Pixie Lott. Celebrities at Wimbledon, London, UK - 08 Jul 2021

I was REALLY concerned about how short Pixie's dress is here...and then I saw a photo from her checking into the venue, bending over slightly, and she's wearing proper white shorts with it. It's a top! CALL OFF THE HOUNDS! She does look a little underbaked, though, especially since he is SO polished.

Alexa Chung (w. boyfriend Orson Fry)

Alexa looks very chic and great here....

Alexa Chung

And then she takes off her sweater and she's at a rave in 1997! (Her boyfriend, btw, is the heir to a chocolate fortune, which is an exciting thing to inherit.)