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# Celebrity Tanorexia Terror Watch: Sean Penn
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/celebrity-tanorexia-terror-watch-sean-penn/
- Published: 2013-01-08T21:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-08T04:51:14.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Sean Penn, Emma Stone

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159095218.jpg)

I know she is pale, but this is not just a little bronzer on Sean. He looks like he fell asleep in the Mystic Tan. FOR SIX WEEKS.

## Cinema For Peace Event Benefitting J/P Haitian Relief Organization

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/137031579.jpg)

By contrast, this was him approximately a year ago. Bronze-ish. Bronze-adjacent. Sun-kissed, maybe. But not BURNISHED OAK.

## Sean Penn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159095217.jpg)

Maybe he decided to fall into a canister of Darque Tan to distract from the fact that he is basically dressed like he just decided to run over to the library to pick up some new DVDs.

## Josh Brolin, Sean Penn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/159094920.jpg)

Did he just go on a long fishing trip? A long, long, long, long fishing trip where he was lashed to the mast of the boat? This is cosmetic choice not grounded in nature.

[Celebrity Tanorexia Terror Watch: Sean PennIt's been a long time since we had to issue one of these, but SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. I haven't seen an actor this orange since some poor dude had to put on an ACTUAL orange and gambol about the Orange Bowl \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/01/159095218.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/celebrity-tanorexia-terror-watch-sean-penn-01-2013/)