Sean Penn, Emma Stone

I know she is pale, but this is not just a little bronzer on Sean. He looks like he fell asleep in the Mystic Tan. FOR SIX WEEKS.

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By contrast, this was him approximately a year ago. Bronze-ish. Bronze-adjacent. Sun-kissed, maybe. But not BURNISHED OAK.

Sean Penn

Maybe he decided to fall into a canister of Darque Tan to distract from the fact that he is basically dressed like he just decided to run over to the library to pick up some new DVDs.

Josh Brolin, Sean Penn

Did he just go on a long fishing trip? A long, long, long, long fishing trip where he was lashed to the mast of the boat? This is cosmetic choice not grounded in nature.

Celebrity Tanorexia Terror Watch: Sean Penn

It's been a long time since we had to issue one of these, but SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. I haven't seen an actor this orange since some poor dude had to put on an ACTUAL orange and gambol about the Orange Bowl [Photos: Getty]