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Diane Kruger in Dior

52290844 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Diane Kruger FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This feels like Diane Kruger fell, hit her head on the toilet, woke up with no idea who she is, and then went to someone's "Diane Kruger x 80s Madonna" Pinterest board and thought, "I can do that, right?" before learning it's actually really hard.

Thandie Newton in Schiaparelli

52290651 Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Thandie Newton FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

She looks as underwhelmed by the sewing job on that dress as I am.

Kylie Minogue in Schiaparelli

52290648 Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Kylie Minogue FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

For a second I thought she was holding up the sun in front of her on a stick. I don't know why. This is cute, though.

Melissa George in Schiaparelli

52290636 Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Melissa George FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

I kind of like this sassy elephant suit. Is that wrong?

Soko

52290873 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Soko FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Does Elvira have children

Arizona Muse in Ralph & Russo

52291178 Celebrities attend the Ralph&Russo Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Ralph&Russo Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Arizona Muse FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

So gorgeous, you barely even notice the nipples.

Olga Kurylenko in Dior

52290841 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Olga Kurylenko FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Olga is apparently driving for Dior's Formula One team.

in Schiaparelli

52290675 Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Olga Kurylenko FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Are those pants? And does this ensemble seem EVER so slightly like the bottom has been through the wash four more times than the top?

Olivia Palermo in Ralph & Russo

52291181 Celebrities attend the Ralph&Russo Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Ralph&Russo Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Olivia Palermo FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

Those pants and shoes are terrible, but I would give that coat THE BEST HOME. IT IS PERFECT.

in Schiaparelli

52290682 Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Olivia Palermo FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This coat is genius, also. It's like Hamilton meets Sleepy Hollow.

In Dior

52290853 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Olivia Palermo, Johannes Huebl FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

What... has happened here, though? She looks like she was sent to an asylum for witches who also play lawn bowling and knit.

Natalia Vodianova in Dior

52290882 Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Celebrities attend the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in Paris, France on January 23, 2017. Pictured: Natalia Vodianova FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

 

Natalia is clearly going to solve the mystery of that last slide. After she consults with Princess Anne on how to sniff out the hard truths.

Celebs at Couture Week: Some Great Coats, Some BAD Pants
Newton and Kylie and Kruger, oh MY.

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