Ciara at Valentino

I like this! Except the shoes are too matchy-matchy.

Paris and Nicky Hilton at Valentino

If you put the heads of two people you like on these outfits, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Sofia Coppola at Valentino

This coat is my soulmate, I am pretty sure.

Gisele at Chanel

Is that a tunic top? A romper? The shortest dress in the world? Regardless, I am confused by it and I want it to stop.

Alexa Chung at Chanel

I believe those shoes were last seen on a court jester who was phoning it in. (But the rest is pretty cute.)

Celebs at Paris Fashion Week, Part 3

I came PERILOUSLY close to posting this with merely "WORDS' in this bit where the text goes. Which is generally GFY Shorthand for THIS IS SO HIDEOUS I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT! WORDS! WORDS! I hate to tell you, none of these are worthy of WORDS. Maybe one of them might take a "words," but caps? Not so much. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]