Tracee Ellis Ross

Please let's begin by admiring how assertively Tracee Ellis Ross is wearing this ENORMOUS HAT. She is like, "Yes, I am wearing Saturn, and yes, I feel really good about it, thanks."

Tracee Ellis Ross (in Celine pants)

Those pants -- which she referred to in this awesome Instagram photo as longtime favorites -- are not super flattering on her, but this whole outfit feels perfect for a day of walking around on grass and trying not to drop your canapes or your cocktails.

Kate Hudson in Johanna Ortiz

This whole outfit feels like a scene from a movie in which a socialite, forced to be a candy striper to avoid jail time for accidentally giving her Adderall to a cop, has the brilliant idea of redoing the staff uniforms to be "more directional."  

Lorena Izzo

This is the REALLY REALLY hideous version of Kate's outfit.

Lauren Conrad

And this, honestly, really DOES feel like the Lauren Conrad for Kohl's version, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.  

Katharine McPhee

And THIS is the Disney Princess version. Like, if she sat behind a desk, you'd be like, "Ooooh, which ballgown is THAT?"  

Nicole Scherzinger

And then this feels like she thought she was at a party for Polo Mints.

Nicole Scherzinger

Like, who employs a DRESS WRANGLER at one of these? Girl, you should have just gone to Getty Images and snooped around at what people wore in the past. I don't even dislike this outfit; it just feels like more than most people would want to deal with at this. If it hit her at mid-shin, it'd be fine.

Garcelle Beauvais

And this ALSO feels a degree or three fancier than it needed to be.

Sophia Bush in Altuzarra

Whereas Sophia is like, "Do you SEE these shoes? This is not my first polo rodeo."

Regina King

We had a lot of people wearing white, so maybe they did a whole VIP area that was all astroturf so that nobody got grass stains. (Regina looks fab.)

Aja Naomi King

This looks a bit more like she's at her own outdoor wedding.

Abigail Spencer

Abigail and I may both be underwhelmed by what that's doing with her chest. Abigail also popped up on Grey's as a recast for Owen's sister, and she's so natural and charming that I suspect -- unless of course they kill her off in two weeks -- that the show wishes Timeless had stayed cancelled and/or wants to hold on until it IS eventually cancelled so that she can stick around. Maybe? She has great pal chemistry with Meredith, which is awesome considering that they are in love with the same person.  

Justin Hartley and Chrishell Stause

They look cute. I also find his consistent interest in tan sportscoats and light colored shirts to be oddly comforting. I love the floral tie, though. That was not expected.

Victoria Justice

A bit short for my taste, but it's a cool aesthetic on her.  

Ali Larter in Erdem

This looks nice, but the shoes seem to be off in both color and style. Why not a wedge?

Lindsay Price

Same problem here. On any actual grass, her feet will sink into it like stones. (Also the bodice of that dress seems rather messy.)

Camilla Belle in ADEAM

But it's okay, because Camilla wore a picnic blanket, so they can all just sit on her.  

Lindsay Vonn in Prabal Gurung

See? These would have worked for Ali. Linds definitely got the shoe memo, but I'm thinking the cleav and the slit are a little intense for an afternoon of steaming divots.

James Marsden

It will not shock you that Ilaria styles him. She loves having her dudes play with color.  

Sarah Chalke

VERY cute.   

Laura Dern

I love Laura, but the dress here seems a little stuffy, no?  

Sasha Alexander

She is just missing a good red lipstick. AREN'T WE ALL. (Well, maybe not. I feel like I am, even though I have some. Life: what I do between lipstick sprees.) 

It's Hats, Day Dresses, and Jumpsuits at the Veuve Cliquot Polo Party

Some overly formal, some perfect, some MASSIVE.