Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

The piping on Travis's shirt makes him look like he's secretly wearing lederhosen, and that bucket hat plus his current facial hair is....a real choice. Something about this makes him seem like he's got a super secret cameo in a live-action Super Mario Brothers.

Taylor Swift

Taylor looks cute, though!

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

Speaking of cute, and hats that work considerably better on the wearer! This is so charming.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph and Justin Theroux

Where is THIS buddy comedy? Please take my money.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

She knows we love it.

Laverne Cox

Speaking of loving it, this is really fun. I'm not sure it says TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP but it's extremely cute on her, so carry on, Laverne!

Laverne Cox

This, however, is a bridge too far for me. (I think the hose and gloves are so goofy here, when the set actually could feel so perfectly summery.)

Jason Sudeikis

Where else to wear your tennis-themed sweatshirt, I suppose.

Kaitlyn Dever

This is pretty charming; the sneakers are very cute and event-appropriate with it.

Busy Philipps

I have to admit...I love it. She looks so cute in this.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

These two look very well matched. Maggie also looks like she owns a successful and extremely expensive Williamsburg ceramics atelier.

Lewis Hamilton and Anna Wintour

Behold! Three people who are very interested in sports and attended the Olympics in various capacities. Also three people with a sincere interest in fashion, for that matter.

Noah Lyles

These wide trousers are particularly cool on him; he looks great here.

Junelle Bromfield and Noah Lyles

The couple that loves white trousers together, stays together!

Flavor Flav

Speaking of our Olympic heroes!!

Jon Bon Jovi

"Shut UP, Eddie Redmayne, I'm trying to eavesdrop on Bon Jovi behind us."

Eddie Redmayne

I feel like Eddie's stylist has recently turned the Styling Dial down from 11 and set it around 8. I approve!

Rosie Perez

There is a persistent optical illusion about Rosie's hat, wherein she looks like she's wearing a WITCH'S HAT. I sort of love this and wish she were. It IS approaching Spooky Season.

Tommy Dorfman

She looks really polished in this. I salute everyone who has been able to make the switcheroo to half-calf socks. I've already spent so many years of this life finding good no-shows! I can't undo all that labor!

Mia Moretti

This is fabulous for the occasion, to me. Collected, cool, simple. Polished. Easy. Adjectives!

Jessica Stam

STAM! I've missed her and I love her haircut AND her jeans.

Victor Cruz

I've never seen Victor Cruz without thinking, "this man is so handsome." Even in jorts!

Matthew McConaughey

He had a busy weekend; he also attended the UT game the day prior. Styling-wise, I think someone called his stylist and told him or her that it's time for Matty to remind everyone that he's a movie star.

Matthew McConaughey

"AND AN AMERICAN," Matty added.

Maria Sharapova

FIVE STARS.

Maria Sharapova

Maybe more like four and half stars?

Sophia Bush (R) and Ashlyn Harris

I didn't get full-body shots of them, but I will stay that Sophia's hair color is great right now.

Coco Jones

She is so cute -- and also has had a big week! She sang the national anthem at the Chiefs/Ravens game -- and I do worry that she's gonna regret choosing this dress when she has to sit down in it.

Courteney Cox

EVERYONE is pulling out the white wide-legged pants this weekend. SCREW YOUR LABOR DAY RULES!

Liev Schreiber

He looks dashing. I suspect Nicole Kidman was perhaps going to be attending with him, to promote The Perfect Couple, but sadly her mother recently died.

Hasan Minhaj

HELLO. DING DONG.

Jane Krakowski

This is deeply reasonable.

Tina Fey

Jenna Maroney has notes.

Andrew Garfield

He wears clothes well, and in fact here he is wearing clothes, and doing it well. (Rumor has it, he and his Luxury Witch girlfriend are kaput, if you're keeping score.)

Tinashe

I feel like Tinashe, also, almost always looks cute and here, verifiably, she looks cute! I also need to note here that apparently she filmed for this current season of Selling Sunset and got cut out!!?!?!!?!?!!? WHO CUTS OUT THIS FACE?!

Jon Hamm and Anna Osceola

I knew he attended because Martha Stewart ALSO attended and took all kinds of sneaky paps shots of people -- although Hamm Bone posed with her. I get most of my news from Martha, TBH. Anyway, they look nice. I love Anne's mini-dress. It, too, may be perilous when seated.

Usher and Jennifer Raymond

Maybe a little TOO matchy, guys.

Jason Bateman

...but for real, is he filming something right now? Like...about the Unibomber?

Dwyane Wade

I love it. I'd wear it. I miss Gabrielle. (She's at TIFF, which we will cover soon-ish.)

Simone Biles

Add our queen Simone Biles to the White Trousers Brigade. She looks like she's about to spend the summer at beach house with a Nancy Meyers kitchen. This is OBVIOUSLY a compliment.

Jordan Chiles

Jordan looks adorable and thematic and I hope everyone who saw her told her they love her.

Michael Shannon

ECCENTRIC. I had a run of a few years where I had a crush on Michael Shannon and I do think it has passed.

Liza Koshy

This is eccentric in a totally different way. We DID all just hear that bubble skirts are back!

Shailene Woodley

This woman is RELAXED.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy

Claire looks like she's angling to be cast on season two of Palm Royale here.

Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes

I just love this photo. The man next to her has SUCH a sweet expression on his face. It says, "I just love national treasure Claire Danes and want the best for her." This is a very legitimate take!

Alessandra Ambrosio

I'm not mad at this. Do you think the folks at Dobel Tequila Ace Paloma cocktail have a death feud with the Honey Deuce?

Molly Ringwald

This entire look is CUTE and I love it. Do I need to buy more wide-legged pants? (No. I have a lot of wide-legged pants already. Even a white pair!)

Elizabeth Banks and Kim Dickens

I feel like sitting in a box with Elizabeth Banks and Kim Dickens would be EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING.

Maren Morris

"Ugh are you DONE, I've got dueling cocktails to sample?!"

Danai Gurira

Are those shoes lavender? If so, I just love it.

Danai Gurira

SPORTSFACES.

Willa Fitzgerald

This is highly reasonable and I salute you youngs for wearing your sneakers everywhere. (Sneakers might also feel more BEER, too.)

Cole Sprouse

In my headcanon, the lovely brunette next to him is planning his absolute ruin.

Megan Rapinoe

SNAZZY. She looks very kicky in this.

Joey King

"Hmmmm. I bet I would look cute in a tie, too."

West Duchovny and David Duchovny

I apologize to West Duchovny for downloading a pic where she is clearly wishing for her sunglasses. She looks very cute here -- and a lot like her mom, Tea Leoni. I believe the third woman is his longtime girlfriend, Monique Pendleberry. I like her red shoes.

Debra Messing and Camryn Manheim

This photo just made me laugh. They came to this event together and are certainly friends, but this picture looks like Camryn is thinking, "THIS WOMAN IS TOO MUCH."

Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes IS....HOT COSMO KRAMER.

Chazz Palminteri

Chazz Palminteri looks like a rich and handsome mob boss here. This is so chic.

Issa Rae

It's perfect!

H.E.R.

SPEAKING OF CUTE. What a babe.

Ilana Glazer

This feels like an outfit that I'd see on an Influencer and think, "she looks cute but this is objectively wacky" and then four years later the influencer would re-publish the photo and be like, "this is objectively wacky."

Zayn Malik

Zayn looks slightly like he's on his way to The Bronze...where we'll find out that he is actually a time traveler from 1976 London.

Bailee Madison

This feels a bit formal for the event, perhaps.

Danielle Jonas and Kevin Jonas

This photo makes them look like they're posing for a prom photo; it's cute? (I feel like Danielle and Priyanka are definitely still secretly texting Sophie Turner, right?)

Stephen Curry and Ayesha Curry

The Currys are CONCERNED.

Lola Tung and Suni Lee

Lola looks like she's thinking, "AT LAST. My plans have come to fruition!!!!!"

Penn Badgley

Gossip Girl is draping himself in linen!!

Emma Roberts

I actually quite approve. This is wholly unobjectionable.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

"Is it embarrassing to be wearing matching glasses?

Also, A WHOLE LOT of Celebs Went to the US Open This Weekend

All due respect to Travis Kelce, but WHAT IS THAT HAT.