Zendaya in Michael Kors

This outfit says, "I have a footwear line and I am NOT going to blow this off, because I am a PROFESSIONAL."

Rihanna

This outfit says, "Boring. Where's the bar? We can do shots out of my cone bra."

Dascha Polanco

This outfit says, "I just watched a bunch of Dynasty reruns and went on eBay and bought myself a mink stole, and then I put on elaborate shoes so that no one would throw red paint at it."

Olivia Palermo

This outfit says, "I'm so good at this; someone please find me a reason to be more famous."

Nicky Hilton

This outfit says, "I am ALSO stealth decent at this, actually, after a very rough decade of being a Hilton."

Cuba Gooding, Jr.

And this outfit says, "I have been SHOWN THE MONEY, and I like how it looks."

Celebs at the Footwear News Achievement Awards (No, Really, That's A Thing)

Zendaya, Rihanna, and Nicky, OH MY.