Celebs at the Opening Ceremony

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

This is just... a truly idiotic outfit to wear to sit on bleachers outside. For anything. (And they DID stay; I saw pics of them.)

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend attend with son Miles and daughter Luna the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

However, their children are SO CUTE. All four of them, though they wisely brought only the older two.

Serena Williams

This is fine, but the bodice has weird see-through parts that aren't flattering.

Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Cynthia Erivo attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

This is so striking and posh, and of course also deranged for a rainstorm, but who knows if SHE actually sat and watched the whole thing.

Ariana Grande in Thom Browne

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Ariana Grande attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

I was about to ask if she's doing some kind of Pink Audrey thing, but...

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Cynthia Erivo (L) and Ariana Grande attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

... I forgot that they're never NOT promoting Wicked. The devil works hard, but the people finding them pink and green outfits work harder. We still have like FOUR MONTHS until this thing comes out and it's only part ONE and I'm already over it?!?

Kelly Clarkson

This looked a little better on camera, the few times we saw her.

Pharrell

He honestly looks the MOST ready for whatever comes. Need him to spring into action? Check. Doesn't want to wreck nice clothes with rain? Check.

Anna Wintour in LV, and Baz Luhrmann

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Anna Wintour and Baz Luhrmann attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

Umbrellas. SENSIBLE!

Rebecca Adlington

She's a former Olympic swimmer, and this honestly looks so comfy.

Michael Johnson

I wish he had on his gold shoes! The pink shirt rules though.

Emma Chamberlain in LV

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Emma Chamberlain attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

Very business-y, like she's a visiting dignitary.

Shaun White and NIna Dobrev

I guess? They look cheesy to me, like they're modeling for a brand (they probably are), or like they're announcing a new uniform.

Lindsey Vonn in Thom Browne

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Former Alpine Ski Racer Lindsey Vonn attends the red carpet ahead of the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 on July 26, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

Ditto. It's fine, and it works on her, but these head-to-toe "let me make sure you can see my matching purse" ensembles suck any individuality out of this.

Eileen Gu

Yes, better belt those boobs, lest they flee.

Pau Gasol

This is very nice!

Carl Lewis

I was just talking about Carl's greatness to a friend the other night. It's so nice to see him.

Gabrielle Lemaire and Didier Drogba

Lordy, he is handsome.

Tony Parker and Agathe Teyssier

Everything works here.

Tony Estanguet

This medalist (he was a cyclist) headed the Paris 2024 committee or somesuch, and spoke at the ceremonies, and stole the show with how HANDSOME he is. So he gets to have the tower grow out of his head.