Celebs at the US Open

Bella and Gigi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Greg Allen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9859084aq) Bella Hadid, Gigi Hadid. Bella Hadid, top left, and Gigi Hadid attend the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open tennis tournament at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, in New York 2018 US Open Tennis - Day 9, New York, USA - 04 Sep 2018

Well, these two had a blast. This is as close to fun as I've ever seen them look.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Greg Allen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9859084y) Bella Hadid, Gigi Hadid. Bella Hadid, left, and Gigi Hadid attend the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open tennis tournament at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, in New York 2018 US Open Tennis - Day 9, New York, USA - 04 Sep 2018

But what is with the matching off-the-shoulder shirts? Is this a sponsorship? I'm tired of it being trendy to look like your clothes are falling off.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Greg Allen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9859084as) Gigi Hadid attends the quarterfinals of the U.S. Open tennis tournament at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, in New York 2018 US Open Tennis - Day 9, New York, USA - 04 Sep 2018

I just genuinely dispute that this is an outfit. It's a laundry day desperation swipe, not something you compose on purpose.

Emily Ratajkowski

EmRata ALSO had a shirt that was falling off. LE. SIGH.

Hugh and Deborra Lee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Greg Allen/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9809229y) Deborra-lee Furness, Hugh Jackman. Deborra-lee Furness, left, and Hugh Jackman attend the opening night ceremony of the U.S. Open tennis tournament at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, in New York 2018 US Open Tennis - Day 1, New York, USA - 27 Aug 2018

Deborra Lee Furness has a permanent chair at Drinks With Broads. With a nameplate and everything. She always looks to me like she would be a TOTAL GAS and that one martini deep she'd be regaling you with the best gossipy stories.

Bee Shaffer and Damien Lewis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Shopland/BPI/REX/Shutterstock (9838727ak) Bee Shaffer and Damian Lewis watch Roger Federer play in his second round match. US Open Tennis Championships, Day 4, USTA National Tennis Center, Flushing Meadows, New York, USA - 30 Aug 2018

"I don't get it. There are NO Pokemon here. How can that be?"

Sophie Turner

"I am hot. So hot. My boob sweat is going to be unpleasant in about ten minutes. I wish I had saved this suit for a PaleyFest situation."

Sophie Turner

Sophie took in quite a lot of tennis, actually. But... wait, hang on. Please look just above the strap on her handbag. Is that... is her hip hanging out of one corner of her pants? That IS skin, right? But the waistband of her pants is above it? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

with Joe, Nick, and Priyanka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Larry Marano/REX/Shutterstock (9859040aj) Sophie Turner, Joe Jonas Priyanka Chopra, Nick Jonas US Open Tennis Tournament, New York, USA - 04 Sep 2018

Priyanka called Meghan the other day and Meghan was like, "Kate has taught me one thing, and it is about sportsfaces. ALWAYS GIVE SPORTSFACES. It's what the people want."

Sophie and Joe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Larry Marano/REX/Shutterstock (9852685bj) Joe Jonas, Sophie Turner US Open Tennis Tournament, Day 8, New York, USA - 03 Sep 2018

These two put on quite a joking show for what I assume was the Kiss Cam. Or just one of those "Hey look at the famous people here" crowd shots, which they decided to spice up. I don't know. They really dug in, though.

Kevin and Joe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Larry Marano/REX/Shutterstock (9852685af) Kevin Jonas and Joe Jonas US Open Tennis Tournament, Day 8, New York, USA - 03 Sep 2018

ALL the Jonai seemed in a goofy mood, in fact. Kevin and Joe doing the wedding drink with their beers makes me laugh. I'm sorry that we all forget you exist, Kevin.

Colin Kaepernick

"Hey, I ALSO forgot Kevin Jonas existed!"

Sydney James Harcourt

SJH was in the original Hamilton cast in the ensemble and as one of the additional understudies, then he took over as the official understudy, and briefly filled in as Burr after Leslie Odom left. He sang the anthem a couple years ago when Jess and I went to the semis, and maybe he still does. He's talented. I am also more into his shorts suit than I expected to be.

Timothy Olyphant

How does one know that is Timothy Olyphant when he's moving in a large crowd of fans? It IS, of course, but, like, how did the paparazzo know?

Freida Pinto

This is one of those photos I can't look at without my mouth ALSO twitching into the "OOOOH" position.

Michael Keaton

Michael was at Rafa's five-setter, I think? I recall him being VERY much in the bag for Rafa and looking extremely distressed when he dropped that first set 6-0.

Karlie Kloss

That dress looks uncomfortable on a hot, still night.

Chevy Chase

Clark Griswold takes his tennis VERY seriously.

Julianna Margulies

This casual pattern might be one of the more interesting things she's worn.

Christie Brinkley

"Yeah, I'm going to need another two or three of these pretty soon."

Gerard Butler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JUSTIN LANE/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9877833cw) Scottish actor Gerard Burlet watches as Novak Djokovic of Serbia plays Juan Martin del Potro of Argentina during the men's final on the fourteenth day of the US Open Tennis Championships the USTA National Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows, New York, USA, 09 September 2018. The US Open runs from 27 August through 09 September. USA TENNIS US OPEN 2018, New York - 09 Sep 2018

I wonder who he was rooting for, or if he was just looking up at the scoreboard and remembering holding a racket as a tot, and thinking, "IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME." I'm trying to imagine an alternate universe in which Gerard Butler is an elite tennis player and, like, Roger Federer was in The Awful Truth. It's not pretty.