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Chrissy Teigan

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Chrissy Teigan attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

The funny thing is, I can imagine Chrissy being like, "eh, I AM just going to wear a bathrobe to this thing."

Ahna O'Reilly

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Ahna O'Reilly attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

I am never going to ding a woman for deciding to wear something so sparkly.

Rowan Blanchard

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Rowan Blanchard attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

First of all, I love this coat situation. Second of all, this entire look reminds me of when I was a vintage-store-scouring youth in the 90s. I TOTALLY would have worn this to sweep into some event back in the day.

Kate Mara

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Kate Mara and Johnny Wujek attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

This is...fine? Also kind of 90s. 

Kiersey Clemons

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Kiersey Clemons attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

I wish this jacket were a bit more snug on her; I also wish this weren't so rumpled. I assume it's linen, but if you're gonna do The Linen Suit might as well go full Wide Legged Pants Linen Suit Lady Strolling On The Beach With a Glass of Chardonney, you know?

Natalia Vodianova

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Model Natalia Vodianova hosts the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

This looks like what you'd be wearing if you were a fish who had been turned into a person thanks to a misdirected magic spell.

Hailey Baldwin

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Hailey Baldwin attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

This is AGGRESSIVELY NEUTRAL.

Angela Lindvall

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Angela Lindvall attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

Sure, fine, whatever. (It's VERY girlish. I kind of love that she's the one wearing this, and not Rowan Blanchard, though.)

Sasha Lane

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Sasha Lane attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)

And poor Sasha Lane drew the short straw and had to wear the Kinda Formal H&M Gown That We All Applaud For Its Principles But Bemoan For Its Aesthetics.

Everyone Came Out to Celebrate H&M Conscious
H&M Conscious is H&M's line of eco-friendly clothing, which someone generally wears to an awards show and we are all like, "oh that's so nice I wish it looked better."

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