LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Chrissy Teigan attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
The funny thing is, I can imagine Chrissy being like, "eh, I AM just going to wear a bathrobe to this thing."
Ahna O'Reilly
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Ahna O'Reilly attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
I am never going to ding a woman for deciding to wear something so sparkly.
Rowan Blanchard
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Rowan Blanchard attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
First of all, I love this coat situation. Second of all, this entire look reminds me of when I was a vintage-store-scouring youth in the 90s. I TOTALLY would have worn this to sweep into some event back in the day.
Kate Mara
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Kate Mara and Johnny Wujek attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
This is...fine? Also kind of 90s.
Kiersey Clemons
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Kiersey Clemons attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
I wish this jacket were a bit more snug on her; I also wish this weren't so rumpled. I assume it's linen, but if you're gonna do The Linen Suit might as well go full Wide Legged Pants Linen Suit Lady Strolling On The Beach With a Glass of Chardonney, you know?
Natalia Vodianova
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Model Natalia Vodianova hosts the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
This looks like what you'd be wearing if you were a fish who had been turned into a person thanks to a misdirected magic spell.
Hailey Baldwin
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Hailey Baldwin attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
This is AGGRESSIVELY NEUTRAL.
Angela Lindvall
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Angela Lindvall attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
Sure, fine, whatever. (It's VERY girlish. I kind of love that she's the one wearing this, and not Rowan Blanchard, though.)
Sasha Lane
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Sasha Lane attends the H&M Conscious Exclusive Dinner at Smogshoppe on March 28, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for H&M)
And poor Sasha Lane drew the short straw and had to wear the Kinda Formal H&M Gown That We All Applaud For Its Principles But Bemoan For Its Aesthetics.