Kirsten Dunst
Why isn't this working for me? I like the color. I like the pattern on the skirt. I even think Kristen looks good in that cut of blouse. Is it just the way she's standing? Or the fact that she needs lipstick?
SURPRISE. Kirsten brought Landry, and he's wearing mint green socks. I feel like he'd have been a very entertaining seatmate for the duration of this show, and I applaud him for not letting Gucci give him any pants.
Jared Leto
Dakota Johnson
Wow, with sunglasses on I can SO see Melanie Griffith in her. It's the cheekbones and the mouth. Anyway, this is actually a pretty dress, but she can throw those slides directly into the nearest crevasse to hell, and WHY does her hair always look like she just woke up?
with Stella Banderas, Salma Hayek and Grace Johnson
And, The Demon Sideboob comes along to remind me never to take anything at face -- or frontal -- value. Her sister Stella looks cute, though. Her OTHER sister Grace may have to fight Jared Leto for some of that outfit. And Salma just looks pleased to have a way to hide half her gigantic neck ruffle, although that dress isn't NEARLY the worst of anything Gucci has done (to her, or otherwise).
Salma
This IS better than most of her stuff from Gucci.
Donald Glover
Donald is dressed as someone who's about to learn the hard way just how irritating it is to own a boat.
Saoirse Ronan
Those shoes are not good. They are swallowing her feet as much as the top is her torso. I don't know how she's carrying this even a fraction as well as she is.
Gucci Cruise 2018 - Arrivals
FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: SoKo arrives at the Gucci Cruise 2018 fashion show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
Beth Ditto
Beth might be the only person who actually matches what Gucci is serving.