Michael B. Jordan

We begin, as all things ought, with Michael B. Jordan. I don't think that coat goes with the outfit, but it IS a good coat. I like the leather collar. But...

... while we're here, we should pause to wonder if he's caught Ben Platt's trouser disease.

Miley Cyrus

Hark! An actual going-around-town outfit from Miley that I understand! It's even CUTE. Who knew.

Hoda and Alicia Keys

Hoda's bright orange coat is delicious, but I just want to put on Alicia's and roll around in it. I cannot imagine how expensive it is. When I was looking for Canadian companies to shop at this year, someone mentioned Therma Kota, and their stuff is SO GORGEOUS and also so pricey, and I'm sure this one is even more.

I find the number of flaps it has to be a little confusing. Also, does one need that much shearling for warmth when one is also in a full leather catsuit? That's like a wearable sauna.

Ben Affleck

The J.Lo Effect is real. A year ago he'd be wandering through this store in a faded Boston t-shirt of some kind -- which is FINE, but she's clearly having a good time shopping for him. (More likely, called his stylist and asked for a BIG shipment.)

J.Lo

"No, Ben, you should NOT have said some of that stuff to Howard Stern."

Nicole Williams

It's my understanding that she was on a reality show called WAGS LA because she was married to a football player (but I believe an NFL player, not a soccer-football player). I don't know why she's getting papped, but I have to admire her red and black coat. It's GOOD.

SZA

SZA looks like she's filming a high-school show. Bring It On: Manhattan.

Claire Danes

I love when celebs actually choose warmth over everything else. STARS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US.

Chloe Bailey

I'm not sure about designing a coat to close with a piece of yarn, but at least it's sparkly.

Molly Sims

Listen, when you've lived in L.A. for a long time, it's FUN when you get actual weather.

Carrie-Anne Moss

Whatever the deal is with The Matrix, it DOES have good shopping.

Laverne Cox

Do I need a camel coat? DO I?

Tom Holland

Stop ENABLING ME, Tom, you troublemaker.

Priyanka Chopra

A human coat AND a dog coat. It's a twofer.

Cynthia Nixon

Do you think she's sick of people asking her why Carrie didn't freaking call 911? (She looks lovely.)

Nicole Ari Parker

This feels like some Carrie Bradshaw nonsense -- satin PJ shorts under a winter coat. There is no climate where this makes sense.

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds came up with the Peloton ad with Chris Noth, which was the perfect idea; maybe they should just let him write season two of And Just Like That.

Camila Alves

Blazer-over-coat is not a look that we need to take with us to 2022.

Isiah Whitlock, Jr.

However, we can keep the plaid coats in GENERAL. They just don't need enhancing.

Matt and Emma Willis

I was very confused for a long time, because Bruce Willis is married to Emma Heming, and for a while I thought she'd suddenly taken his name and gotten jobs as a TV host in the UK. Nope. Totally different person. They don't even look alike. My brain just decided not to accept that there might be two people with that name or an approximation thereof.

Kendrick Sampson, Leah Jeffries, Shay Mitchell

They're shooting a movie called Something From Tiffany's (Zoey Deutch is in it, too), and I'd be more interested to know where her entire outfit came from because it's picture-perfect costuming for when it's 3 a.m. and you're like, "WHAT THE HELL, WE COULD ALL DIE TOMORROW, I NEED A WINTER OUTFIT FOR WALKING IN A PARK."

Shay Mitchell

This was, I think, walking to her trailer in her actual clothes. Comfy enough, but the coat looks like you should be able to shorten it via an elastic pull if you want.

Tamron Hall

Well, SHIT. This should have been my Christmas outfit. She is ridiculously cool.

Tamron Hall

I love her.

We're Finally Back to Celebs Walking Around in Coats

I wish I'd thought of this sooner.