Megan Thee Stallion

This is how I found out that M Thee S was at the event at all. We didn't have any pictures of her there. She wore this, which is a snore. I'd rather see a dress made of the backdrop. Also, while I respect a person wearing slippers, aren't those going to get kind of gummy and gross? If not on the water taxis, then in the airport? And the PLANE BATHROOM? Do not bust out an open-toed shoe in a plane bathroom! You do not want to get your naked feet that close to whatever evils lurk there!

Sydney Sweeney

That looks like a strapless bra that won't stay up. We've all been there. But usually UNDER a shirt, not AS a shirt.

Sia

I've decided that, on a weekend when everyone there is decking themselves out in heavily branded D&G stuff, it is a marvelous insult to leave carrying a gigantic CELINE bag.

Doja Cat

It is deeply frustrating how good some of D&G's patterns are. This is such a delightful homage to Italian ceramics.

Doja Cat

And this is pretty, too. (She got some good stuff from them, at least.) Doja Cat is clearly completely all in on these fools.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker

I've seen a lot of people in what passes for PJs -- Micaela Erlanger (so very proudly) wore the same set home from the D&G event that Leni Klum had on the other day. I feel like we just spent 18 months in our jammies. I need a change.

Helen Mirren

I think this is her going TO the second event, but still. She is going SOMEWHERE. And she looks great. It's a real puzzler why she is so hot for D&G.

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is like an Olive Garden: When you're there, you're family.

Vin Diesel

Back atcha, Vin.

Celebs Are Also *Leaving* Venice, After That Out-Of-Touch D&G Extravapalooza

Personally, I'd stay.