Celine in Oscar de la Renta

This is a total perfume ad, to me; I can see her running in slow motion before turning to the camera and whispering something devastating like, "Love me, but know I have no use for you."

"You may behold me, but you will never hold me," she will sneer, before dotting a perfume called AS IF on her wrists.

Celine in Peter Do

I regret to inform you all that on this day, Celine forgot to bring her feet and one of her hands. It will make removing all these layers to use the facilities very challenging.

"MOI????"

Oui, Celine. Vous.

Celine Fears No Coronavirus

Then again, the street around her is empty, so.