Celine
This face seriously says, "I would be MORE likely to believe that you time-traveled to 1984 to find these than if you said someone made them NOW." They are a flashback abomination, and they are wasting that badass blazer. However, there may be a lining as silver as the jacket...
... because his was on the set of a L'Oreal commercial. MAYBE it was '80s themed, and her sweatshirt here is... some kind of shout-out to Wham? Maybe in the ad she is not woken up before he goes-goes, and so she has to ... hustle, to... and she borrows his dumb jeans? I am STRUGGLING with any other explanation.
in Chanel
That dress is doing very strange things to her chest, but obviously it is a complete side note to the fact that she... has tied a hat onto her head with a piece of tulle? Is Celine Dion about to try and bring back bonnets?
Last night, a fisherman's sweater married her coat, and she danced so hard at the reception that she needs HELLA supportive kicks today.
"Thank you for your prayers. My feet will go on."