Celine Dion Takes Paris

I love Celine and her Intense Kookiness can sell almost everything for me. But this is a hard pass, dude. She looks like she's wearing the Hellmouth.

Celine Dion Takes Paris

Those are some VERY roomy sweats. (In case you're wondering, they scream WOMAN on the sides of her legs, and across the back.)

Celine Dion Takes Paris

This is a very creative way to make sure everyone knows your pants are dropped crotch.

Celine Dion Takes Paris

But sometimes Celine feels like she really wants to go all out as Demure Chic Parisan Lady, and that, too, can be delightful.

Celine Dion Takes Paris

This is quite dreamy.

Celine Dion Takes Paris

And apparently sometimes even the great Celine is like, "ugh, I can only deal with jeans today, okay?" She IS just like us.

Celine Dion Continues Being Almost Aggressively Interesting in Paris

Bless.