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Paris Jackson, Courteney Cox, and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 08: (L-R) Paris Jackson, Courteney Cox, and Paris Hilton attend Celine at The Wiltern on December 08, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for CELINE)

This looks like a promotional snap for a new sitcom called TWO PARISES AND A FRIEND. Or maybe FRIENDS OF PARIS. We'll workshop it.

Jennifer Meyer and Courteney Cox

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173aw) Jennifer Meyer and Courteney Cox Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

They look wholly reasonable and my one note is that I think CoCox should try a side part and see if she likes it.

Paris Jackson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173s) Paris Jackson Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

I think Paris Jackson is SO beautiful and it distresses me that apparently we are heading back into the early aughts period where we are randomly belting things with no rhyme or reason.

Paris Hilton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173cz) Paris Hilton Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

That's a sheer overlay on her skirt and NOT mesh capris. SADLY.

Brie Larson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173bc) Brie Larson Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

She looks gorgeous, if not particularly memorable. I had a very similar dress to this, also back in the early aughts, from BCBG. I almost said, "RIP," but the internet informs me BCBG still yet lives!

Doja Cat

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 08: Doja Cat attends Celine at The Wiltern on December 08, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for CELINE)

Looking very sharp in between vampire slayings.

Quintessa Swindell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173gg) Quintessa Swindell Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

More random beltings! This garment does not appear to be fully thought out, which is not her fault, as I'm sure they sent it to her.

Emma Roberts

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173f) Emma Roberts Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

I definitely have concerns about where Celine is going at the moment. Didn't we already reanimate these Joe Boxer-y waistbands at Dior?

Miles Teller and Keleigh Sperry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173ad) Miles Teller and Keleigh Sperry Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

"Can anyone tell that we had an argument in the car?"

Ava Phillippe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173ce) Ava Phillippe Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

I don't have the excess energy to take on Ava Phillippe at the moment, so I'm just going to say that I hope she had a great time at this event! You can really see her father in her face in this photo.

Priscilla Presley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173bk) Priscilla Presley Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

Also present: The floating head of Priscilla Presley.

Kid Cudi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173dl) Kid Cudi Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

I have absolutely lost track of Celine's creative vision -- I am not a huge fan of Hedi Slimane -- but I DO think this jacket is snazzy.

Antonia Gentry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173ez) Antonia Gentry Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

This is VERY cute for when you're hopping off your boat in Capri but I need to note that it's been CHILLLLY in Los Angeles so far this December.

Bailee Madison

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173fh) Bailee Madison Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

DEEPLY REASONABLE and very weather-appropriate.

Presley Walker Gerber, Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (13657173y) Presley Walker Gerber, Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber Celine show, Arrivals, Fall Winter 2023, Los Angeles, California, USA - 08 Dec 2022

Do we think Presley and Priscilla have met? (Kaia walked in this show.)

Lisa Hoffman and Dustin Hoffman

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 08: (L-R) Lisa Hoffman and Dustin Hoffman attend Celine at The Wiltern on December 08, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for CELINE)

...and then DUSTIN HOFFMAN showed up?!

Celine's Front Row Was a Real A-List Salad
A MELANGE of folks, indeed.

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