Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton

Lea was nominated, but did not win, and yet... she did win, because LOOK. This is custom, and once again, the narrative is that LV does its best work to order. This is SO GOOD on her.

I just liked how jaunty she is in this photo.

Agathe Rousselle in custom LV

And just like that... I am rescinding what I said about custom work, because this is ALSO bespoke and it looks like a giant garter is choking her.

Cate Blanchett in LV

This was not specified as custom. And it has so many pieces to it that I can't entirely count each distinct part. At first I thought it was a tailcoat, but I think the blouse part is what has the tails. The overall effect is glamorously slouchy, I guess, but it's also really fussy.

Lucie Zhang in Dior

This is pretty, but that is the wrong necklace with it. Maybe it's a personal talisman of sorts for her?

Vicky Krieps

I wonder if this is also LV. It... could be worse? I hope no one paid a premium for black leggings.

Leilla Bekhti

This is like... a crochet ode to wicker.

Adele Exarchopoulos in Paco Rabanne

This is simple and sleek, and that's all it has to be, because the necklace is the star.

Aïssatou Diallo Sagnaposes

She won Best Supporting Actress. This dress is really neat and unexpected, although I think the color of her wrap might be a little off from the rest of it.

Isabelle Huppert

She looks like she might've gotten tipsy and indulged in a little witchcraft, and I'm good with that.

Adam Driver and Sparks

I am ready for the album for which this is the cover.

Cate Won a Cesar Award

And in some very glamorous company.