Uzo Aduba in Jonathan Cohen

That is SO GOOD. It might be a tad bodacious -- as if the chest measurements were off by a smidge -- but she looks superb nonetheless. I love the mix of patterns. He represented very well on the night he Won Slightly Less Than The Other Guy.

Renee Elise Goldsberry in Carolina Herrera

I love the photonegative dots here, but please study this in earnest and weigh in: IS IT PANTS? Is it high-waisted giant-flared pants in disguise, or is there just some unfortunate pelvic puckering in a very specific place?

Emily Blunt in Khaite

Emily presented Pyer Moss with the win, and at first I thought it was weird that she didn't then WEAR that designer. But maybe that would've been considered a spoiler. I love this alternative, but it teeters on the brink of being appropriate for day OR night, and so her head-styling needed to come WAY up in order to match the occasion. Her face is at brunch.

Kristine Froseth in DVF

That is a very large dragonfly. Also, I love the chutzpah of the sneakers on the red carpet. I hope there is nothing wrong with her feet at all and she just decided to put arch support first.

Shanina Shaik in Carolina Herrera

This is a lot more fun than I expected it to be on first glance. The giant sleeves are working for me.

Karolina Kurkova in Monse

Of COURSE this is Monse, with all the irritating sleeve action and a treacherous slit that makes no sense. EYEROLL.

Ezra Miller in Bode

He's wearing the other runner-up, and it is... a lot. It's like Gucci by way of Urban Outfitters.

Lourdes Leon

She looks like someone tried to make her mother's "Like a Virgin" costume out of a subpar amount of toilet paper

Logan Browning in Pyer Moss

This is VERY dramatic. Almost as if she was part of one last capital-F Fashion Moment for some judges before they decided the winner.

Chanel Iman in Ji Oh

"Oh" is right. More like, "Ohhhhhh," with that confused-looking professor emoji.

Bee Shaffer

She always at least finds something interesting. I don't love it, but it looks great on her nonetheless.

Karlie Kloss in Brandon Maxwell

Whereas she often looks like she's trying to take a couple inches off her height.

Stella Maxwell

"Is that a suit, or a GIANT infinite dress that's just been draped extremely creatively

Grace Bol in Juan Carlos Obando

There are a few too many plot twists in this one as well.

Hilary Rhoda in Brock Collection

Hmm. I like the color of the clutch, but the overall palette looks muddy.

Ebonee Davis in Pyer Moss

This is nutty but it also might be one of my favorites from this whole night. It's so UNUSUAL. The origami shape on the leg is funky. 

Aly Raisman in Tanya Taylor

This was custom, and... for no good reason. Everyone should've just hugged goodbye and moved on with no sale.

Mackenzie Foy in Batsheva

I always say midriff can work if it's a small slice and there's no navel. Here, the small slice ONLY shows her navel. Pass.

Dylan Sprouse

I'm unreasonably proud of myself because this was labeled as Cole Sprouse (Riverdale) but it's actually his twin and I KNEW IT. They look very much alike but Dylan's hair is lighter right now. He and Cole seem to share a sensibility toward the creatively wacky, but this works on him, a little? The shoes are nutso but I appreciate a bolo every now and then.

Condola Rashad in Zac Posen

Beautiful.

Madeline Brewer in Proenza Schouler

That's a little Miami Socialite for me. I say that not ever having actually hung out with any Miami Socialites, but it just feels right. (I lived in Miami for two years. NEVER AGAIN.)

La La Anthony in Pyer Moss

Is this for when Pyer Moss starts designing for The Incredibles? Doesn't he know about the perils inherent in superhero capes?!?

As Usual, the CFDA Fashion Fund Awards Were Full of Creativity

Some of it lovely, some of it CRAZY, but all of it welcome.