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# CFDA Fug or Fabs (or Fines): Black Dresses
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfda-fug-or-fabs-or-fines-black-dresses/
- Published: 2013-06-04T21:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-04T07:11:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Jessica Chastain in Givenchy

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169875455.xml)

You know, she looks great. Clean and simple and THAT FACE and I like her bracelet, and the shoes don't even offend me. Sometimes it's okay to err on the side of boring, especially when you look that good doing it. I should be so lucky as to look that hot-boring.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169889218.xml)

In this lighting you can see the drape on the dress a bit better. I'm not sure how flattering it necessarily is from the side, though.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169890196.xml)

And then from some angles you can see some of her chest leaking out, like over on the left there. So, not perfect. But still pretty damn good.

## Linda Cardellini in Rebecca Minkoff

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169877804.xml)

Speaking of keeping it basic and boring and good. The shoes aren't interesting enough, but otherwise, Linda looks so much better than she ever did on *Mad Men*. Which I know was the point -- she had to pass as the mother of a college kid, and she had a big ol' wig and stuff -- but still, it's probably nice for her to get out and be like, "See? I'm a fox."

## Kate Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169889140.xml)

It's... a giant homemade potholder and a bra.

## Rooney Mara in Calvin Klein

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169884972.xml)

Nice lipstick and hair, and pretty detailing, but... do you think Francisco Costa was like, "Could you TRY to sell it, maybe? A LITTLE? PLEASE." Also, I just noticed this slideshow is a progression of shoe clunkyness. Usually Chastain wins that one, and yet here she was practically a minimalist. We're through the looking glass.

[CFDA Fug or Fabs (or Fines): Black DressesAh, the little black dress. It's a classic for a reason. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/169875455.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfda-fug-or-fabs-or-fines-black-dresses-06-2013/)