> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # CFDA Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfda-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox/ - Published: 2012-06-06T20:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2014-02-05T02:20:24.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Busy Philipps ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/145722465.jpg) Seriously, it's like her neck grew a Fu Manchu. In a second she's going to twirl that thing and start monologuing and then kick me in the neck. ## Pharrell ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145727029.jpg) Just to be clear, Pharrell is ALMOST FORTY. And not in the way Sally is in *When Harry Met Sally*, where she's actually 32\. HE IS THIRTY-NINE. He is too old to play the Artful Dodger, unless it's a nursing home production. ## Kate Bosworth ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145727137.jpg) Hiring belly dancers as the entertainment is *so* a decade ago, CFDA. ## Pamela Love ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145765043.jpg) I guess we're finding out what the worse version of Zoe Saldana's dress looks like. ## Cynthia Rowley, Zosia Mamet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145739731.jpg) Oh, CYNTHIA. You delicious, delirious goof. And I'd like to point out that Zosia Mamet, who is the character on *Girls* I am least compelled to throttle, is SO MUCH cuter than this. On *Girls* she is at least sociopathically cheerful; here, she just looks sociopathically sociopathic and/or hungry for a nibble of spleen. ## Donna Karan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145737432.jpg) When did Donna Karan get a pegleg? ## Jessica Pare ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145727306.jpg) From the neck down I enjoy this; however, it demands a smokier eye or some lipstick. But I'll forgive the lapse because she CLEARLY doesn't have time for cosmetics when her ears apparently just graduated with a Master's degree in lobeology. ## Sophia Bush ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145727149.jpg) Can't argue with this. OR CAN I? ... No, I don't think I can. ## Gretchen Mol ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145727115.jpg) She's not playing dress-up so much as mess-up. HA HA HA oh my GOD, see? This is why some of these don't get their own posts. Some bad outfits are too depressing for 300 words. ## Mandy Moore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145725141.jpg) This is aggressively fine. Not sure why the shoes are so beige -- don't they just look dirty next to the gown? Also, how do we feel about the hot-pink lipstick trend, Fug Nation? In THIS particular instance, I wonder if dark eye/light gloss would've been better. Or maybe I just feel that way because she's standing on a tomato-colored carpet, in front of a bunch of red logos, and I am allergic to clashing. ## Julianne Hough ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145722518.jpg) Here's my problem with Julianne Hough: Half the stuff she wears, I think is crazy, and the other half, I immediately forget about as soon as I click to the next slide. ## Jennifer Tilly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/145742308.jpg) I don't really have a problem with Jennifer Tilly looking like a Queen of Darkness hybrid of Dita Von Teese and Helena Bonham Carter. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought the dude was Kevin Federline, and I SCREAMED. Turns out it isn't, but how awesome would that have been? And now I have to live with heartbreak. Thanks a LOT, Jennifer Tilly. See? You've already forgotten what Julianne Hough was wearing. Point made. [CFDA Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My LightboxIt's that time again: Hollywood marches on and my brain can't keep pace, so, I run out of time to make lengthy, thoughtful, or possibly even coherent observations about each of these. That doesn't mean I won't try here, but really, is it any wonder that Busy here left me speechless? She's wearing a jumpsuit made of Cher. There aren't words for that. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/06/145722465.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfda-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox-06-2012/)