Busy Philipps

Seriously, it's like her neck grew a Fu Manchu. In a second she's going to twirl that thing and start monologuing and then kick me in the neck.

Pharrell

Just to be clear, Pharrell is ALMOST FORTY. And not in the way Sally is in When Harry Met Sally, where she's actually 32. HE IS THIRTY-NINE. He is too old to play the Artful Dodger, unless it's a nursing home production.

Kate Bosworth

Hiring belly dancers as the entertainment is so a decade ago, CFDA.

Pamela Love

I guess we're finding out what the worse version of Zoe Saldana's dress looks like.

Cynthia Rowley, Zosia Mamet

Oh, CYNTHIA. You delicious, delirious goof. And I'd like to point out that Zosia Mamet, who is the character on Girls I am least compelled to throttle, is SO MUCH cuter than this. On Girls she is at least sociopathically cheerful; here, she just looks sociopathically sociopathic and/or hungry for a nibble of spleen.

Donna Karan

When did Donna Karan get a pegleg?

Jessica Pare

From the neck down I enjoy this; however, it demands a smokier eye or some lipstick. But I'll forgive the lapse because she CLEARLY doesn't have time for cosmetics when her ears apparently just graduated with a Master's degree in lobeology.

Sophia Bush

Can't argue with this. OR CAN I? ... No, I don't think I can.

Gretchen Mol

She's not playing dress-up so much as mess-up. HA HA HA oh my GOD, see? This is why some of these don't get their own posts. Some bad outfits are too depressing for 300 words.

Mandy Moore

This is aggressively fine. Not sure why the shoes are so beige -- don't they just look dirty next to the gown? Also, how do we feel about the hot-pink lipstick trend, Fug Nation? In THIS particular instance, I wonder if dark eye/light gloss would've been better. Or maybe I just feel that way because she's standing on a tomato-colored carpet, in front of a bunch of red logos, and I am allergic to clashing.

Julianne Hough

Here's my problem with Julianne Hough: Half the stuff she wears, I think is crazy, and the other half, I immediately forget about as soon as I click to the next slide.

Jennifer Tilly

I don't really have a problem with Jennifer Tilly looking like a Queen of Darkness hybrid of Dita Von Teese and Helena Bonham Carter. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought the dude was Kevin Federline, and I SCREAMED. Turns out it isn't, but how awesome would that have been? And now I have to live with heartbreak. Thanks a LOT, Jennifer Tilly.

See? You've already forgotten what Julianne Hough was wearing. Point made.

CFDA Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox

It's that time again: Hollywood marches on and my brain can't keep pace, so, I run out of time to make lengthy, thoughtful, or possibly even coherent observations about each of these. That doesn't mean I won't try here, but really, is it any wonder that Busy here left me speechless? She's wearing a jumpsuit made of Cher. There aren't words for that. [Photos: Getty]