Cynthia Rowley
JUST GO TO THE BEACH ALREADY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
Diane von Furstenberg
Oh, Diane. This is pretty fabulously glam, except for the fishnets, which give her legs the WEIRDEST-looking texture. They're completely drawing my eye away from all her other saucyness. (Okay, you caught me, I don't love the shoes -- you know my feelings on the plasticky transparent ones -- but they're also sassy on her, so whatever.)
Donna Karan
I feel like Donna is always in pants, and/or something slouchy and black. So the fact that this is slouchy and white is at least an interesting change. It's still kind of hideous -- not a bandage dress but a dress that LOOKS like a bandage -- but at least it's unexpected.
Vera Wang
Sigh. I can't. Also, her pants are basically EXACT trouser versions of her hairstyle.
Thom Browne
I suspect this is his shtick, but it's still so goofy. Especially with the sock tan.
Catherine Malandrino
I hate that shoe color with this, but otherwise, she is just so freaking glam.
Stacy Bendet
This might actually be the LEAST costumey Stacey has ever looked. The dress is even pretty, although it's giving her The Chastain Squeeze over there on the left.
Rebecca Minkoff
That is quite a slit. I am concerned Scientology may think it's a window into too many secrets.
Jeffrey Costello, Robert Tagliapietra
However, I need these two gents in my life immediately. We will talk about shoes and ships and mustache wax and cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.