Gigi Hadid in Michael Kors
O YOUTH. I actually think she looks fairly terrific in this. Kors dressed Julianna Margulies also, and in the battle between her lower-body pizza and jumpsuit, I pick jumpsuit. She has to wish she'd tried this on first.
Coco Rocha in Marissa Webb
Pretty enough, but bridesmaidy. I think the edgy dark lip is a fun choice with this, though -- so many people would've done pink gloss.
Anna Ewers and Alexander Wang
Well, this puts the "ew" in "Ewers," I guess?
Karen Elson
Ugh. Karen Elson, BE BETTER THAN THIS. YOU CAN DO IT.
Alek Wek
This woman is always a cool breeze, no? Especially after Elson. We're in a FIGHT NOW, ELSON.
Joan Smalls
This is like... if coveralls needed to be a dress.
Liya Kebede in Altuzarra
I love the orange in this -- the whole thing is unique in a way that I like, and I don't usually respond much to Altuzarra so well done sir.
Josephine Skriver
The seams on this thing are HORRIBLE and it doesn't fit her chest.
Hannah Davis in Milly
Good LORD she is follucularly blessed (among other things). That is some great hair. Despite the bra-like top, this is extremely cute on her. I KNOW. I didn't expect me to say that, either.
Karlie Kloss in DVF
This is one of those times when I wonder if Karlie influences Taylor Swift, or the other way around.
Karlie Kloss in DVF
The slight sheerness in the back works, though, because it keeps things from getting too precious.
Petra Nemcova
Sure! That's fine, right? It's fine.
Jessica Hart
Zzz. Also, she needs to have a long and awkward talk with her hairdresser.
Hilary Rhoda in J. Mendel
I see some pizza on her leg. Just a little. Like a glob of cheese that fell off a slice. I actually think this style of dress on her does strange things -- it stretches her in a way that isn't actually working to her advantage, and she has THE most striking face, which is not being displayed here to its greatest benefit.
Hanne Gaby Odiele
Oh my God. This is not a garment; it's a mean joke. I AM NOT FOOLED, FASHION PEOPLE. STOP WITH YOUR ICKY SHENANIGANS.