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# CFDA Gala Fug Carpet: Lady Gag
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfda-gala-fug-carpet-lady-gag-06-2011/
- Published: 2011-06-07T20:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-07T06:30:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, CFDA, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

That is not a typo. Well, it was initially, but then I left it there because it's kind of apt. I am fatigued. I can only imagine how it feels to be Lady Gaga and NEVER GET A BREAK from herself. At least I get to turn off my computer. She has to come up with new ways to shock and inspire fear.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/gagawenn3379665.jpg "CFDA gaga 070611")](https://gofugyourself.com/cfda-gala-fug-carpet-lady-gag-06-2011/cfda-gaga-070611?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

For instance, yes, it's alarming that her nipples appear to have lashes. And the wig makes this all feel like a scene from a lost episode of *Alias* that really should have stayed lost. And if those shoes aren't secretly coolers or flasks, then really, they are a complete waste of time and equilibrium.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/cfda-gala-fug-carpet-lady-gag-06-2011/2011-cfda-fashion-awards-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But the icing on the cake is how it looks like her rectum is wearing a dog collar. Are they REAL buttockial spikes, or an optical illusion? I almost don't care. Because now I also feel sad and exhausted for her Prime Meridian, and because she has officially forced me to treat her ass crack like it has feelings, I automatically need to quit her for, like, a year.