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Ashley Graham in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10267266hb) Ashley Graham CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

She just looks so sleek here. It's a classicaly cut gown with a ruffle eruption, and that hat... Alexis Carrington would approve, and when it comes to drama, hers is really the opinion I seek most.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Donald Stahl/REX/Shutterstock (10267273at) Ashley Graham CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

This woman has A LOT TO SAY to Dex Dexter.

Jennifer Lopez in Ralph Lauren

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (10267274dk) Jennifer Lopez CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

I really thought this was pants with a huge train, but everywhere I looked online, it said "skirt." So it's basically... a drawstring athleisure gown. I look at that top and feel like it's been weirdly rolled up, and that is a LOT of ab, but this is J.Lo and she is working the bejeesus out of this crazy orange thing. "HOLA LOVERS," she is saying. "You like Carte Blanchett? How about some J.Lo Sais Quoi?" And if any of us tries to point out that we already came use "Janelle Sais Quoi" for La Monae, J.Lo will simply have her people take away my keyboard while I am midsent

Winnie Harlow in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10267266dl) Winnie Harlow CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

This, I don't love as much. I get that the design feature is the boa-bodice, but the skirt portion seems underbaked and even ignored. She seems to swim in it.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Steven Ferdman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10267276cd) Winnie Harlow CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

However, that is some seriously magic wrangling right there. For her to toss those up and then get her hands back down so that it looks like she didn't even do it... A+, Winnie.

Shailene Woodley in Jonathan Simkhai

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10267266im) Shailene Woodley CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

I am not sure what statement this makes, exactly, other than, "My stylist and I are REALLY TRYING SOME SHIT." The jacket here seems pretty well constructed, but from this angle it's hard to tell what's even happening with the other side, to the point where it seems worrisome.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Steven Ferdman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10267276ea) Shailene Woodley CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

It is NOT hugely worrisome, thankfully? But neither is it super inspiring. The skirt seems tighter on that side, the sideboob is out to play... I get the idea of the satiny lapel wrapping around and becoming the bow on her shoulder, and it's DEFINITELY different for her, but it's just making me look at it and wonder how it could have been more of a slam-dunk for me. Which isn't the best sign.

Veronica Webb

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Steven Ferdman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10267276al) Veronica Webb CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

It's nice to see her back out and at it; we used to run across her at Fashion Week back in the day, but it's been a while. Sadly, this doesn't seem to fit very well at all, but I have to bless and credit her for going big and carrying off that hat. It's kind of... Sarah Jessica Parker meets Carmen Miranda. 

Ciara in Vera Wang

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Whereas this FITS, but says nothing to me so much as, "Both Ciara and Vera Wang have a Pinterest board dedicated to Zoe Kravitz."

Alek Wek

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10267266jj) Alek Wek CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

I don't love drop-waisted gowns, typically, but...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10267266jh) Alek Wek CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, Brooklyn Museum, New York, USA - 03 Jun 2019

... I DO absolutely love this photo of it.

Ashley Graham Looks Dramatically Super at the CFDAs
And other statement dresses.

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