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# CFDAs 2000-2005
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfdas-2000-2005/
- Published: 2020-06-03T14:45:47.000Z
- Updated: 2020-06-03T23:52:51.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## 2000: Michelle, Beyonce, Kelly, and Farrah

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_322578d-1591151396.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Araldo Di Crollalanza/Shutterstock (322578d) DESTINY'S CHILD AT THE CFDA AMERICAN FASHION AWARDS CFDA AMERICAN FASHION AWARDS, AMERICA - 18 Jun 2000

I'm doing this chronologically, and Diana Ross wasn't until 2001, so we're going to start with a throwback to when Destiny had four children, and they all wore matching shoes and prints. (Beyonce, I can see your nipples.)

## 2000: Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5119980q-1591151688.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Bei/Shutterstock (5119980q) 06/15/00 New York City Council of Fashion Designers of America (C.F.D.A.) present the American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center. Actress Chloe Sevigny. Photo by ®Evan Agostini/BEI BEI-AE CFDA AWARDS

"UGH, you GUYS, I lost the key to my chastity belt and NO ONE will come change the locks at this hour."

## 2000: Naomi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_322578q-1591151407.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Araldo Di Crollalanza/Shutterstock (322578q) NAOMI CAMPBELL CFDA AMERICAN FASHION AWARDS, AMERICA - 18 Jun 2000

We've seen a lot of throwback dresses that feel like they inspired Kate Hudson's from *How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days*. I definitely include this one.

## 2000: Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-80342531-1591151338.jpg)

Ashley Judd (Photo by Ke.Mazur/WireImage)

This is really intricate and cool, marred only by its intent on cutting off her boob circulation

## Sandra Bernhard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5119980ae-1591151680.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Bei/Shutterstock (5119980ae) 06/15/00 New York City Council of Fashion Designers of America (C.F.D.A.) present the American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center. Actress/Comedian and Host for the awards, Sandra Bernhard. Photo by ®Evan Agostini/BEI BEI-AE CFDA AWARDS bei000615ea\_026

Speaking of circulating boobs, here are these. (Sandra hosted, so I'm guessing this was meant to be a statement, or... a gag, or something.)

## 2001: Sandra Bernhard

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-156088577-1591151388.jpg)

Sandra Bernhard during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)

Still, I think someone got a talking-to.

## 2001: Diana Ross

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/06/gettyimages-112337877-1591151378.jpg)

Diana Ross during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)

HELLO. I was not going to make you wait for this any longer. She took a lot of pictures with Bob Mackie so I assume he contributed to this razzle-dazzle, and GOOD ON HIM. She looks awesome.

## 2001: Jimmy Fallon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-112337838-1591151346.jpg)

Jimmy Fallon during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)

Sigh. Well, but he was raw clay at this point, really.

## 2001: Heidi Klum

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-112337847-1591151368.jpg)

Heidi Klum during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)

I almost didn't recognize her, and I think hr dress is actually really neat. I'd LOVE it if she wore something like that now.

## 2001: Parker Posey and Heather Graham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6905645a-1591151813.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6905645a) Heather Graham in Christian Dior and Parker Posey, carrying a bag from The Strand bookstore, attend the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America awards ceremony in Lincoln Center on June 15, 2001 in New York...Article title: 'Eye: Hot to Trot CFDA Fashion Awards 2001, New York

The caption for this sincerely made me laugh: "Heather Graham in Christian Dior and Parker Posey, carrying a bag from The Strand bookstore." That is... what more can I say? Well, other than that Heather's Dior looks like Marimekko joined a Circus of Fug

## 2001; Naomi Campbell

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_338521c-1591151416.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (338521c) NAOMI CAMPBELL CFDA FASHION AWARDS, LINCOLN CENTRE, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 14 JUN 2001

This is soothingly well done.

## 2001: Rhea Durham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-112337842-1591151353.jpg)

Rhea Durham during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)

"Gee," you might think, "if that goes low enough for the vee to stab her navel, maybe she's wearing it backward."

## 2001

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/GettyImages-112337843-1591151361.jpg)

Rhea Durham during The 20th Annual CFDA American Fashion Awards at Avery Fisher Hall - Lincoln Center in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)

NOPE. And I am not into her leather butt shield.

## 2002, Angela Bassett

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835fw-1591151749.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835fw) Angela Bassett at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-106

This is a better take on that basic concept.

## 2002: Penelope Cruz in Ralph Lauren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835ft-1591151740.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835ft) Penelope Cruz at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. (She is wearing Ralph Lauren). Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-126

Those sleeves must have been so annoying all night.

## 2002: Ali MacGraw

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057956ar-1591151786.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057956ar) Actress Ali MacGraw attends the 2002 CFDA Awards Ceremony at the New York Public Library in New York City. 2002 CFDA Awards, New York

This MAY have been Kors? She looks good, and the turquoise is a super touch.

## 2002: Milla Jovovich

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835ac-1591151696.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835ac) Milla Jovovich at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-002

This looks like she's wearing both the drawing of a room, and then also part of a chair that's in it.

## 2002: Julianna Margulies

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835fo-1591151732.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835fo) Julianna Margulies at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. (She is wearing Narciso Rodriguez). Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-006

Effective.

## 2002: Shalom Harlow

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835de-1591151705.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835de) Shalom Harlow at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-173

INEFFECTIVE.

## 2002: Hilary Swank

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835fg-1591151724.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835fg) Hilary Swank at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-088

This doesn't look like it fits her, entirely? It feels borrowed. From someone else, not just from a designer.

## 2002: Alicia Silverstone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057955s-1591151778.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057955s) Actress Alicia Silverstone arrives at the Council of Fashion Designers of America's 2002 Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City. 2002 CFDA Awards, New York

This IS made from sheets, right? I

## 2002: Kyra Sedgwick

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_5125835dy-1591151714.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (5125835dy) Kyra Sedgwick at the 2002 CFDA Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City, New York on June 3, 2002\. (She is wearing Chaiken). Manhattan, New York Photo® Matt Baron/BEI beimb060302-014

And this, from a pillowcase.

## 2002: Diane von Furstenberg

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057955e-1591151767.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057955e) Designer Diane Von Furstenberg arrives at the Council of Fashion Designers of America's 2002 Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City. 2002 CFDA Awards, New York

Oh my GOD, Diane. Was she starting a cult at this time, by any chance?

## 2002: Christina Ricci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057955b-1591151758.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057955b) Actress Christina Ricci arrives at the Council of Fashion Designers of America's 2002 Fashion Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City. 2002 CFDA Awards, New York

This was better lost to the sands of time.

## 2002: Hillary Clinton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057956m-1591151795.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057956m) (L-R) Designer Oscar de la Renta and Hillary Clinton attend the 2002 CFDA Awards Ceremony at the New York Public Library in New York City. 2002 CFDA Awards, New York

"Oh dear God they look even bigger now that I'm here and I see that NOBODY ELSE is wearing a 1984 prom dress."

## 2003: Rachel Weisz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369dn-1591151435.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369dn) Rachel Weisz CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Rachel Weisz arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

That's an average dress on an above-average person.

## 2003: Alan Cumming

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369ew-1591151443.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369ew) Alan Cumming CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Alan Cumming arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

He could wear that now. Hell, I hope he found it in 2016 and has just been wearing it all day in the approximately 43 years since.

## 2003: Jaime King

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369fk-1591151452.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369fk) Jaime King CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Jamie King arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

VERY beach wedding.

## 2003: Karolina Kurkova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369fl-1591151462.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369fl) Karolina Kurkova CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Karolina Kurkova arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Just... watch that window, kid.

## 2003: Anna Wintour

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369fm-1591151471.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369fm) Anna Wintour CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Anna Wintour arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Tennis dress on the top, allergens on the bottom

## 2003: Claire Danes in I THINK Zac Posen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369gp-1591151479.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369gp) Claire Danes CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Claire Danes arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Nifty enough. This, by the way, is in the year when she stopped dating Ben Lee and started seeing Billy Crudup, who left 7-months pregnant Mary Louise Parker for Claire. Also, [did you know she's banned in the Philippines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire%5FDanes?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#Personal%5Flife) for some truly heinous remarks? That was... a surprise.

## 2003: Sarah Jessica Parker

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369gr-1591151488.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369gr) Sarah Jessica Parker CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Sarah Jessica Parker arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

"I thought it was my HEART that would grow three sizes on Christmas, but apparently not."

## 2003: Eve

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369hb-1591151505.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369hb) Eve CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Eve arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

This fits EVEN WORSE. This is the most mammarially damaging of all.

## 2003: Liya Kebede

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369gz-1591151497.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369gz) Liya Kebede CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Liya Kebede arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Simple and stunning -- those earrings are a great pick.

## 2003: Renee Z

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369hc-1591151518.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369hc) Renee Zellweger CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Renee Zellweger arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

This is something she could as easily have worn this year on her Oscar run.

## 2003: Alek Wek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_6057958as-1591151804.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Fairchild Archive/Penske Media/Shutterstock (6057958as) Model Alek Wek arrives at the 2003 CFDA Awards Ceremony at the New York Public Library in New York. 2003 CFDA Awards Ceremony, New York

Her smile is SO infectious. She always just radiates joy at these things.

## 2003: Jane Krakowski

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369he-1591151527.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369he) Jane Krakowski CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Jane Krakowski arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Get ready for more FACTS: She was nominated for a Tony when she was just 20, AND she originated Dinah the Dining Car in *Starlight Express* on Broadway when she was only 18\. She's very decorated for theatre, workshopped the Kira role in the *Xanadu* musical (but didn't stay with the show), and -- ahem -- "at the 2000 American Comedy Awards, Krakowski won rave reviews when she performed a sexually charged musical tribute and love letter to Microsoft chairman, Bill Gates." LEARNING. Also I had completely forgotten she was on *Ally McBeal*. ALSO you can tell she's a dancer.

## 2003: Kristin Davis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_418369cr-1591151425.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (418369cr) Kristin Davis CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, AMERICA - 02 JUN 2003 Kristin Davis arriving to the 2003 CFDA Fashion Awards Gala at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 2, 2003\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She looks great. Also, talk about someone who keeps her life private. She was on an incredibly high-profile TV show for years and it spawned two movies, and I know almost nothing about her -- I had to take to Wikipedia to find out about her philanthropy, for example, and that she has two adopted kids. I guess this is timely because she's also now hosting a FOX reality show calld *Labor of Love* about a woman trying to find someone to father her child, or something? The woman was apparently at ND while I was there. Sigh.

## 2004: Kristin Davis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283it-1591151569.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283it) Kristin Davis CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Kristin Davis arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

And here she is again, wearing VERY costly velvet upholstery that was earmarked for someone's penthouse living room chairs.

## 2004: SJP

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283hy-1591151536.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283hy) Sarah Jessica Parker CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Sarah Jessica Parker arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Wow she is... burnished. And possibly wearing a bathing suit.

## 2004: Martha

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283ie-1591151543.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283ie) Martha Stewart CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Martha Stewart arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Trust Martha to pop by in a dramatic cropped coat.

## 2004: Natalie Portman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283iq-1591151553.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283iq) Natalie Portman CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Natalie Portman arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

That's... interesting, at least, but it also feels like a '70s migraine.

## 2004: Selma Blair

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283is-1591151560.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283is) Selma Blair CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Selma Blair arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

I feel very strongly that I love this.

## 2004: Heidi Klum

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283iv-1591151577.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283iv) Heidi Klum CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Heidi Klum arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She had JUST had a baby. By which I mean: She had the baby in May sometime, and this is early June. I wonder if this was her first night out.

## 2004: Eve

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283ix-1591151587.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283ix) Eve CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Eve arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

This looks like a vintage-store spree that went awry

## 2004: Beyonce

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_455283jc-1591151595.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (455283jc) Beyonce Knowles CFDA FASHION AWARDS, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 07 JUN 2004 Beyonce Knowles arriving to the 2004 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library in New York City on June 7, 2004\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Even Beyonce, I think, knows this was a canary catastrophe.

## 2005: Claire Danes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382cm-1591151603.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382cm) Claire Danes CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Claire Danes arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages Claire Danes is wearing Behnaz Sarafpour

The dress is okay; her head looks great.

## 2005: Eva Mendes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382dw-1591151611.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382dw) Eva Mendes CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Eva Mendes arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

This is like the blotchy misshapen cousin of one Julianna Margulies wore earlier in the slideshow.

## 2005: Linda Evangelista

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382eg-1591151620.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382eg) Linda Evangelista CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Linda Evangelista arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Those pants are too long -- on HER; they would be a mile long on me -- but she looks lik a super cool spy.

## 2005: Gretchen Mol

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382hp-1591151673.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382hp) Gretchen Mol CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Gretchen Mol arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Her rib-band matches the carpet.

## 2005: Nicole Richie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382fq-1591151628.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382fq) Nicole Richie CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005

I wish she'd just made it cocktail-length

## Sarah Michelle Gellar

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382gr-1591151637.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382gr) Sarah Michelle Gellar CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Sarah Michelle Gellar arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

I bet those necklaces thwapped at her ALL night.

## 2005: Emmy Rossum

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382gv-1591151646.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382gv) Emmy Rossum CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Emmy Rossum arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Tweeeeeeee.

## 2005: Heidi and Seal

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/06/shutterstock_editorial_525382hd-1591151654.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382hd) Seal and Heidi Klum CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Seal and Heidi Klum arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

Heidi was nonstop pregnant. She had Leni in May 2004, a son in Sept 2005 -- so she's pregnant here -- and another one in 2006 (and then took a break until 2009 which is an eternity by comparison). Her womb must have been TIRED. 

## 2005: Iman

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (525382hm) Iman CFDA AWARDS, NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, NEW YORK, AMERICA - 06 JUN 2005 Iman arriving to the 2005 CFDA Awards at the New York Public Library on June 6, 2005\. Manhattan, New York Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

I love you, Iman, but that floppy floopy bodice is UNWORTHY.

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