2006: LiLo

It is a mark of where her life has taken her that I look at this -- even with that skirt -- and think, "Well hey, that's not so bad!"

2006: Rihanna

She looks gorgeous, but VERY Generic Starlet compared to the aesthetic she's been allowed to forge for herself since hitting it big.

2006: Janet Jackson

Miss Jackson -- for I am nasty -- looks sleek.

2006: Jessica Simpson

I just read her book. She had not yet, at this point, been sucked into the vortex of doom that is John Mayer -- I believe it happens two months later -- and I just want to go back and gently steer this adorable person in the other direction.

2006

I accidentally downloaded two pictures of her. This one shows that the dress is mashing her up a little, but otherwise she looks pretty cute.

2006: Chloe Sevigny

If I had known years ago that I could scribble on something and turn it into a legit fabric, I would have. 

2006: Jill Goodacre

This is decidedly NOT, like gum, perfection. It looks more like the gum wrapped after you've tried to crinkle it up and toss it out, but it slowly unfolds itself.

2006: Julia Stiles

What a terrible bodice cut. She's basically using the belt as underwire.

2006: Scarlett Johansson

She looks nice! But more... church nice, than CFDAs nice?

2006: Kerry Washington

Speaking of, this is like a child's Sunday School dress writ large.

2006: Sandra Oh

That hem looks almost like it's patching a measurement accident, but she's still radiant.

2006: Jaime King

This is ALSO good. Her purse is interesting -- I feel like I can see the clasp on the left side of the handle.

2006: Heidi Klum

Pregnant again! Her womb is MAD hospitable. She looks pretty.

2006: Shalom Harlow

It's a dress and a resistance band in one! Burn calories while you schmooze.

2007: Claire Danes

Overall this is good, but the bottom definitely works better than the top.

2007: Kate Bosworth

Very cute. How long before they reboot or do an "update" of Blue Crush?

2007: Mary-Kate Olsen

We've entered into the phase where MK needed deep conditioner and a hairbrush, but she looks GREAT. The purse and the bracelet are aces.

2007: Ashley Olsen

She ALSO looks great, and with super accessories. I think that's the thing that their line keeps getting nominated for, actually, so it tracks. 

2007: Oprah

She is dressed for her second wedding, to herself.

2007: Eva Mendes in CK

"HEY EVERYONE! They tailored this on two hours' sleep, and it's a hot-ass mess! Don't lt it happen to you."

2007: Iman and Bowie

She is wearing a golden bib. What CAN'T she do?

2007: Vanessa Williams

She is atop my list of people who badly need to be back on my TV. Can she go toe-to-toe with Debbie Allen for the heart of Richard Webber? Or swoop in and steal Teddy away from both Owen AND Richard Fish? Or have a torrid affair with Rob Lowe on 911: Lone Star? It needs to be a show that will let her be funny, though, because her tongue is acid and her timing is aces. Dear Legends of Tomorrow: Do you need a Big Bad?

2007: CariDee English

Ah, it's the ANTM Cycle 7 winner. I thought this was a shorts romper at first, but now I see that it's just a slit. But it's still all VERY Forever 21, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that company was not nominated.

2007: Bernadette Peters

She was just on Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, and she looks exactly like this, still, but in a way that also seems natural? She is a force. When you're Bernadette Peters, you CAN just toss on a red dress and it will be enough.

2007: Chloe Sevigny

Those earrings are almost as major as the ones in Desperately Seeking Susan.

2007: Heidi Klum

"NOT PREGNANT! AT LAST! But Michael made this with lots of extra fabric and and adjustable skirt just in case."

2007: Erin Fetherston

Are the sleeves inspired by her bangs, or her bangs inspired by her sleeves?

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