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Cate Blanchett in Monse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9702951cq) Cate Blanchett CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Next summer: Ocean's One, the story of a heist movie in which the only things being stolen are pieces of old outfits nobody wants. It's more of a melancholic art piece, really. And, real talk, it's going to bomb.

Lupita Nyong'o in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9702951cj) Lupita Nyong'o CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

This is more of a white-based dress, really, but OH WELL, we're here now. She looks fierce in it: structured and sculptural and as if she's still VERY much feeling the charge from when Black Panther came out the world was briefly awash in awesomeness.

Emily Ratajkowski in Brock Collection

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955gd) Emily Ratajkowski CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

I mean, look, this could be worse, FOR SURE, but she also has the look of a neighboring girl who backed Laurie into a closet at Beth's funeral and is trying to seduce him into marriage.

Tao Okamoto in Wes Gordon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9702954em) Tao Okamoto CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

This is ever so dreamy, also. She looks like she glides.

Claire Danes in Narciso Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9702951bt) Claire Danes CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Narciso is rarely in the fashion conversation anymore, so it's nice to see him still at least dressing his favorites. If I were her, I would ALMOST feel insulted at how little imagination and effort it seems to require to toss out a black leather apron. We saw her at Narciso shows for YEARS. Can't he act a LITTLE less like he's not interested in dressing a pregnant lady?

The Olsen Twins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9702954av) Mary-Kate, Ashley Olsen CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

WAIT A MINUTE. They look nice, and not at all like they're going to hex us and sup on our arteries.

Camila Mendes in Reem Acra

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This feels a little like Reem had an affair with ABS By Allen Schwartz.

Daria Strokus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9702954ea) Daria Strokous CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

She is GIVING me a strokus, that's for sure. (Not a double entendre.)(Just a bad pun.)

Chanel Iman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955dl) Chanel Iman CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Sure! I've liked things more, and I've disliked things more. If we're going the laced-up route, that's a pretty forgiving one.

Ciara

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ge) Ciara CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Girl, no, you're not supposed to WEAR the coat you used for your Cutco knife demonstration.

Jourdan Dunn in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ji) Jourdan Dunn CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Simple and pretty.

Rosario Dawson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ew) Rosario Dawson CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

This looked black in other photos; here it seems navy. Nothing, however, has changed that it looks like she got the C-team of sewing-savvy mice to make it for her. 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9702954ch) Rosario Dawson CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Bless her for trying to work it anyway. I'll say this for Rosario: The girl does appear to know how to have fun.

Unbasic Black at the CFDAs: The Carte Blanchett Gets Tested Anew
Monse. MONSE. *shakes fist* Somehow, it's always Monse.

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