CFDAs: 2018

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Altuzarra

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955bo) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

I am only interested if she has a remote that can retract and extend the lace panels on demand.

Issa Rae in Pyer Moss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955jo) Issa Rae CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Issa hosted this year, and picked SUCH a stunning red carpet outfit. She also, as she changed clothes inside, wore all Black designers that night.

Eve Hewson in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955bk) Eve Hewson CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Dior should be ashamed of itself.

Candice Huffine in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9703184a) Candice Huffine arrives at the 2018 CFDA Fashion Awards at the Brooklyn Museum, in New York 2018 CFDA Fashion Awards - Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

My big note on this at the time was the seams on the bodice, and I think that's my exact feeling now. Her necklace and purse are jazzing this up considerably.

Diane Lane in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9702951h) Diane Lane CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

She needs a mulligan on her accessories.

Leomie Anderson in Milly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955bm) Leomie Anderson CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Zzz.

Whoopi in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ff) Whoopi Goldberg CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

And just like that, I'm awake again. I love that Christian got Whoopi to go bright and dramatic.

Amber Heard in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955dr) Amber Heard CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

"Where is my top hat and cane? How can I POSSIBLY put on the ritz without them?!?"

Katherine Langford in Prabal Gurung

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955dx) Katherine Langford CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

I want to like this better than I do, but at least it's not dour.

Laura Harrier in Sies Marjan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ea) Laura Harrier CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

I would not have put a lot of this together, and it does seem a trifle casual, but it also REALLY works on her.

Brooke Shields

I love this. It's a tailcoat, I think, which is terribly cool.

Busy Philipps in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9702954v) Busy Philipps CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

I'm sure she misses having feet, but the rest of her looks great.

Kourtney Kardashian in Siriano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955ht) Kourtney Kardashian CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

This is the suit version of a big twinkly Siriano ballgown that we all loved, and I guess he was really into overlong pants at this time. Kourtney is easily the best-dressed KardJenner in this slideshow, though, and no, it's not because she's the only one. More are coming.

Kaia Gerber in Alexander Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955gv) Kaia Gerber CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

No. Just no. She looks like Inmate 246-No-Fun in Victoria's Secret White-Collar Prison.

Gigi Hadid in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955hb) Gigi Hadid CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

And Gigi is the superhero who put her away there.

Amandla Stenberg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955fp) Amandla Steinberg CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

This is cool but perhaps a TAD overwhelming

Winnie Harlow in Hilfiger

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955gq) Winnie Harlow CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

That's one of her best.

Kim Kardashian in Rick Owens

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9702955hn) Kim Kardashian West CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

The Cleopatra aura here is working on her, but the knotted tank top is just the pits.

Nina Dobrev in Zac Posen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9703255gw) Nina Dobrev CFDA Fashion Awards, Arrivals, New York, USA - 04 Jun 2018

Metallic shoes required, methinks.

Camila Mendes in Reem Acra

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Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh words. Not in a WORDS way, or even WRODS, but just.... sigh, words, etc. Pass.

Julia Garner

"I hope her character on The Americans is okay," I thought, and then I read the original caption, in which Jessica noted that she was worried about Julia's character on The Americans.