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# CFDAs Fug Carpet: Anne V in Jonathan Simkhai
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfdas-fug-carpet-anne-v-in-jonathan-simkhai-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-03T15:30:49.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, CFDA, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Death is not an option, Fug Nation. Your choice: the sheer trend...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/anne-v-cfda-ffn_gg_cfda_awds_060214_51437615.xml "The 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/anne-v-cfda-FFN%5FGG%5FCFDA%5FAwds%5F060214%5F51437615.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... or CULOTTES OF DOOM?

I know Lupita's weren't technically culottes, but I fear these baggy shapeless sartorial con artists are drawing a bead on pelvises everywhere. If two is pattern but three is a trend, who will Number Three be?

\[Photo Fame/Flynet\]