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# CFDAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian in Proenza Schouler
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cfdas-fug-carpet-kim-kardashian-in-proenza-schouler-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-02T15:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:35:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, CFDA, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"MY GIRL'S DRESSED FOR BATTLE, MY FIERCE BÉBÉ-MÈRE, 'CAUSE WE HAD THIS NEWS WE WERE EXCITED TO SHARE BUT [THEN CAME CAITLYN JENNER OUT OF THIN AIR IN A MEDIA BLAST THAT WAS *VANITY UNFAIR*](https://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-cover-and-in-fact-everyone-caitlyn-jenner-on-vanity-fair-06-2015?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) AND EVERYONE FORGOT THAT WE DID DECLARE KIM'S WOMB IS IN BUSINESS WITH OUR HEIRESS'S SPARE. LIKE WHY CAN'T SOMEONE PUT US FIRST FOR ONCE!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN TIE MY SHOES, I'M SO UPSET!!

"BUT DON'T YOU FRET. WE'LL SLAKE OUR PRESS THIRST WITH THIS PROENZA PANTY-SHEATH THAT COPIES KIM'S GIVENCHY WORST -- SECOND UTERINE VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST -- SO THAT Y'LL WILL GET TO TALKING 'BOUT WHAT WE REHEARSED. NAMELY, NOT CAITLYN, BUT MY DOPE-ASS SPERM-BURST, UNTIL WE, THE ALMIGHTY KIMYE, CONSIDERS US REIMBURSED. ALSO CAITLYN YOU'D BETTER GIVE GOOD BABY GIFTS. THAT WOULD ALSO SOOTHE ME A LOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE I'M SUPER WOUNDED AND SENSITIVE YOU KNOW."