Aubrey Plaza in Thom Browne

This is super kitschy, obviously, but it sincerely really works on Aubrey. It feels like this outfit is the fulfillment of some person's fantasy or fanfic in which they meet at a self-proclaimed Sexy Wedding where she is bartending, and she vivisects people with her insults until inevitably she realizes Our Hero is the only one who can match her wits.

Precious Lee

This outfit is really all about the boots. And what I THINK is a fan in her right hand? Unless it's a sign and she holds it up to offset some perceived action, like how I've always said there needs to be an international hand signal for That Was Accidental Eye Contact, I Am Absolutely Not Beckoning You.

Cara Delevingne

I'm just glad she didn't wear a bra under this. I think it's a prime example of an outfit that's crisper without it. I feel like if Tom Ford had a personal cheerleading squad, they'd wear this.

Emily Ratajkowski in Miu Miu

This is from the bizarre "back to work" Miu Miu collection that is all about groins; as I said in the post, THIS SHIT? IS STRANGE, and I proudly stand by that opinion. It works no better here. She looks ridiculous, and -- while I have never been bullish on her abilities as a model -- it's not her fault.

Kehlani in R13

I used a photo of her outside because you can see more clearly how BANANAS the proportions are here. She looks like she was in a clothing challenge called Go Into That Bachelor's House and Make an Outfit, and what's more, she lost.

Jeremy O. Harris

I like the overcoat, though not with the rest, and that bag looks VERY useful for hauling all manner of things that are completely essential to have and yet which will disappear into its gaping void. So, like every purse.

Karlie Kloss in Khaite

That's a very good Little Black Dress.

Ciara in Tom Ford

I like Karlie's/Khaite's better than this Tom Ford, with its sheer sleeves and velvet corset piece. But I will also say that I think Ciara is so gorgeous that she's helping it along IMMENSELY.

Iman

I love you, Iman, but SURELY there was a cape somewhere in your arsenal? Or something else dramatic? This feels subdued.

Kelsey Asbille

She looks nice! I always forget that she used to be on One Tree Hill. I think she ended up with Mouth, which is a truly unfortunate fate. The actress is now on Yellowstone, though, so she's doing just fine.

Rachel Zegler in Michael Kors

This is so pretty...

... and gets interestingly sheer when she twirls but otherwise manages to keep your focus on the workmanship.

Ashley Olsen in The Row

This tracks.

Rebecca Dayan

Sigh. This is so tiresome. Also, listen, let's retire these at the CFDAs. No one is ever going to do it better than Rihanna did. Move on.

Carolyn Murphy in Proenza Schoulder

This is... interesting? It looks like a tent someone just unzipped and from which they'll soon emerge.

A$AP Ferg

... Shoulder belts? Really?

Zazie Beetz

I want to take that bodice and start over. Maybe make a skirt out of the material that's currently used in straps. The existing skirt is a mess.

Dove Cameron in Carolina Herrera

She is working overtime to edge herself out these days. The overly girly cloud of this dress plays well against it, at least.

Carre Otis

I guess.

Beverly Johnson

"We used Clorox on half this dress, and that OTHER brand on the rest."

Evan Mock

Oh, lord, no, not the camel shoes.

Kid Cudi in ERL

... I do?

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