US actress Zendaya attends the premiere of "Challengers" at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles, California, on April 16, 2024. (Photo by Michael Tran / AFP) (Photo by MICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images)
Sidebar: She nailed her mark here, with her head right between the sunglasses lenses. But the gown feels like Cinderella's fairy godmother ran out of mojo and had to take a smoke break.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Zenda attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
And it's disastrous in close-up. It's an upside-down thong. Like they upcycled someone's underpants.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Zendaya attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Here's a glimpse of the back. Law posted a video of her walking with him behind her, and it definitely looked BETTER when you couldn't see the front?
Josh O'Connor
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Josh O'Connor attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Sincerely, is "the final scene in Big" an actual aesthetic people are reaching for now?!? Because WHY.
Mike Faist
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Mike Faist attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Mike is here as our reset button. He is Captain Sensible and I appreciate him for it.
Venus Williams
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Venus Williams attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Oh, VENUS. This is such a scrolldown. We were cooking with gas and then the propane ran out right around... whatever is happening on her legs. Uneven shorts?!? It looks like a massive front wedgie and she does not deserve this.
Cynthia Erivo
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Cynthia Erivo attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Is "uneven" ALSO a current style mandate?
Lena Waithe
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Lena Waithe attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Pick one: "uneven" or "ragey Thundercat."
Storm Reid in Raisa Vanessa
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Storm Reid attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
This feels like it's gonna get crushed when she has to sit in her seat, but so far she's gotta be ahead of the pack with this one, right?
Xochitl Gomez
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Xochitl Gomez attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
This is also very large, but somehow she's making the pieces work ("somehow" might be "via the vision of Marc Jacobs," as this appears to be his work). This feels smartly sporty without being totally on-the-nose.
Eugenie Bouchard
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Eugenie Bouchard attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Not a ton of tennis players, from what I can tell? I guess this isn't exactly a movie EXALTING tennis. Genie looks really pretty.
Katy M. O'Brian
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Katy M. O'Brian attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Katy was just in Love Lies Bleeding with K.Stew. I love her style here -- it's fantastic. The jacket, the pants, the shoes, the confidence.
Thora Birch
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Thora Birch attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
I see you, Interesting Shoes! Thank you, Thora, for holding your own Celebrity Shoe Intervention (unless Uzo Aduba called her and we just don't know it).
Chloe Cherry
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Chloe Cherry attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
Chloe is the only Euphoria cast member who came, I think? That doesn't necessarily mean anything -- she could be the only one who was available, or she could have gatecrashed, etc -- but I would also like a shoe intervention here and I hope Thora found her.
Highdee Kuan
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Highdee Kuan attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
She was just in The Brothers Sun -- which I highly recommend; it being only one season should not deter you, as it will satisfy -- but that skirt is a bit of a womp-womp for me.
Zuri Hall
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Zuri Hall attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
And now we have a short section of people who drew inspiration from the color of tennis balls.
Ayan Broomfield
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Ayan Broomfield attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
At least the dresses are DIFFERENT, even if their color story is the same. They're both pretty good, too; this one might appeal to me more? The floatiness is nice.
Agustina Palma
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 16: Agustina Palma attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Challengers" at Westwood Village Theater on April 16, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
"It's not a figure-skating movie???? Well... does anyone WANT to make one?"