Chanel and Dior

Lupita in Chanel

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lupita Nyong'o attends the Chanel Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

They're not amazing shorts, but she DID pick a great hue, and accessorized it with fun shades and simple T-straps. She and her stylist did this as well as it can be done.

Riley Keough in Chanel

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Riley Keough attends the Chanel Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I miss the Daisy Jones bounce to her hair; I just want to trim like four inches off the bottom. Anyway, this is also fine. I ASSUME it is, in fact, Chanel? It's more disco than they usually run.

Phoebe Tonkin

Speaking of disco! I actually think Riley might've cast an envious eye at this; it's more rock-chic.

Camila Morrone in Chanel

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Camila Morrone attends the Chanel Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 04, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is also fine? Maybe a bit itchy-looking. Also it was 90 degrees in LA yesterday so I can't IMAGINE wanting to put this on my body, even if it's chillier in Paris right now. Also, they did not get a single photo of Riley and Camila together. This seems weird. Get one for the Emmy campaign, at least!

Margaret Qualley

This isn't bad, and also doesn't look like Chanel to me, so maybe that's why.

Karidja Touré

However, those shorts are back to your basic Chanel nonsense.

Jenna Coleman

I am not a fan of that style of Chanel shoe in general -- I almost called them out on the Lupita slide, saying I was relieved she hadn't worn them; they always look stodgy to me. This is no exception. Maybe this ensemble was rejected from Margot Robbie's Barbie tour.

Vanessa Paradis

And more terrible shoes! Maybe these would be fine, if they weren't being used thusly. They look like compression boots.

Kendrick Lamar

It's the hat that kills it for me.

Araya Hargate in Dior

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 03: Araya Alberta Hargate attends the Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2023/2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on July 03, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Christian Dior)

Cannes fixture Araya Hargate looks like she's trying to worm her way into an Isabelle Adjani phase.

Antonia Gentry

Very Blair Waldorf.

Alexandra Daddario

That's a little bland.

Gemma Arterton

I am deeply unmoved by all the beige accessories with this.

Thuso Mbedu

Better?

Sonam Kapoor

She looks like a groovy PI on the latest new Acorn series.

Rosamund Pike

Dior is keeping it VERY simple with this crop of clothes.

Ramla Ali

Simple, but effective.

Natalie Portman

And that is, of course, very pretty. Best to do right by one of its longest ambassadors.

Nadia Tereszkiewicz

For a very weird moment I thought this was blonde Marion Cotillard and was TAKEN ABACK, but it isn't. However, the outfit is no less noteworthily bonkers.

Lena Mahfouf

Ooooh, I like all the silver flowers.

Erin O'Connor

Shrug. If even a model is giving off "shrug" vibes in your clothes...

Elizabeth Debicki

This is very kitsch, but honestly very welcome after some of the Blandy Blandersons in here.