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Margot Robbie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030et) Margot Robbie Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

SOMEONE is a little tired of having to be Barbie all the time. Good, take a break, because come July it's gonna be an onslaught. This feels like Chanel Does Daisy Jones, and actually, she would have made a great Karen -- I don't think that character would have faded out in quite the same way.

Kristen Stewart

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030fs) Kristen Stewart Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Her hair looks like she ran there. Also, this would have looked great with leather pants.

H.E.R.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030cm) H.E.R. Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

This is a great example of someone finding a way to give Chanel's basic aesthetic her own personal zest.

Marion Cotillard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ft) Marion Cotillard Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

This works on her far better than it has a right to.

Lil Nas X

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030fl) Lil Nas X Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

I'm eyeballs-deep in the hockey playoffs, so I was like, am I just hallucinating goalie pads everywhere I look or is there something on his trousers? There is: It's like suede chaps sewn onto them. Also, vile though Coco Chanel was, she is credited with that "before you leave, look in the mirror and remove one thing" quote, and so the sheer number of THINGS he should have considered taking off really amuses me. Take THAT, Gabrielle.

Tracee Ellis Ross

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ct) Tracee Ellis Ross Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

I am willing to hear from those boots again, but... the rest of this just looks like it caught a rare fungus.

Halsey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030du) Halsey Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

I can live with the skirt, even if it looks like it was inspired by a sweatband. But the whole Grown-Up Doll aesthetic is one I've complained about before and this iteration of it is not working for me, either.

Camila Morrone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030fn) Camilla Morrone Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Sure, I guess. A Chanel cardigan goes clubbing. The makeup is a little smeary and off, though.

Riley Keough

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030cv) Riley Keough Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

... is she a speed skater now?

Chloe Sevigny

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ax) Chloe Sevigny Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

That coat is saving this. SHE is the speed skater who quit the biz to investigate Olympic crimes, but still sometimes comes to practice.

Rose Byrne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030gh) Rose Byrne Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Was the flippy metallic skirt not enough?! Did it NEED more? Especially when that "more" adds up to less?

Nile Rodgers

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030gc) Nile Rodgers Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Full marks to the gentleman for making that hat work.

Kimora Lee Simmons

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ez) Kimora Lee Simmons Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Kimora is one of the few people making Chanel look marginally cool.

Phoebe Tonkin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030fd) Phoebe Tonkin Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Phoebe is... not one of those people.

Anderson.Paak

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ek) Anderson.Paak Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Does he have a wig closet? I must know.

Kim Petras

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030dj) Kim Petras Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

This just feels like a teen who robbed mom's closet.

Emma Mackey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030dl) Emma Mackey Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

This says, "I'm trying to get in and out of this thing with a minimum of attention."

Lori Harvey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030dd) Lori Harvey Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

She's just UNREAL pretty.

Paris Hilton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030fh) Paris Hilton Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

It's possible we aren't that far from Paris Hilton joining Selling Sunset, or something. Can't you see it? Maybe she'll be Selling Manhattan, although I would prefer to see her try to navigate a different borough.

Leslie Mann

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ey) Leslie Mann Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Sure, fine, whatever. It's a little micro?

Iris Apatow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030cs) Iris Apatow Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

The socks are a no for me, I think? Also her brows remind me a little of Edith Piaf.

Elle Fanning

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030cc) Elle Fanning Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

She seems to have said, "Give me the MOST Kristen Stewart thing you have," possibly before Kristen Stewart even said it. It works on her.

Rashida Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ce) Rashida Jones Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

She's finally hatching!

Lisa Rinna

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030bh) Lisa Rinna Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

I think she is in disguise as a Kardashian. I just can't decide which one, and I'm not sure she ever did, either. Maybe all of them at once.

Milla Jovovich

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030bp) Milla Jovovich Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Huh. That's... huh. "Underbaked" seems itself underbaked as a comment.

Cazzie David

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030bb) Cazzie David Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Cute skirt!

Andra Day

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030am) Andra Day Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

PANTALOONS! She's from The Era Golf Forgot.

Sofia Richie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ae) Sophia Richie Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Chanel basically sponsored her wedding, so it's no surprise she's here. Those shoes are really quite good, and also seem dancer-y. I wonder if she's headed for a spin someday on the DWTS ballroom floor.

Vanessa Bryant

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030hg) Vanessa Bryant Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Okay!

Natalia Bryant

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030ha) Natalia Bryant Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

She looks lovely and SEEMS lovely.

Christina Milian

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030k) Christina Milian Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

Nice try, Chanel, but you are not good at this vibe.

Margaret Qualley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13906030gy) Margaret Qualley Chanel show, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 09 May 2023

At press time I didn't have a shot of her whole outfit, but whatever, because she brought Chanel TOOTH JEWELRY to the party. Thanks, I hate it.

Chanel Threw Its Cruise Show in L.A. and Got a HUGE Turnout
So much tweed.

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