Chanel Dinner

America Ferrera

I approve heartily of Academy Award Nominee America Ferrera's necklace, but I believe that Academy Award Nominee America Ferrera deserves much better than a dress that looks like it ran out of gas. (I am very excited for her, in case you can't tell. She's such a great performer and all-around good egg from what I can tell, AND she made two movies about how great pants hare. We could have used some pants here!)

Michelle Williams

This whole ensemble makes Michelle look... I don't want to say older, necessarily? That implies something about her face that I don't mean. Maybe more MATURE than she is. She's 43 and I feel like you could have told me she's a local news anchor in her mid-fifties who just landed the nightly news desk and gave herself a Serious Haircut For Serious News.

Carey Mulligan

Carey and Michelle should play siblings.

Lucy Boynton

Carey and Michelle AND Lucy should play siblings.

Natasha Lyonne

This is perfect. It's just disco enough.

Rachel Brosnahan

Sparkly hotpants are a surprise.

Sadie Sink

Sadie is the one I felt deserved an Emmy nomination for the second chunk of Stranger Things, season 4. I THINK that was eligible for this past Emmys, and she was SO good in it. Props to her for avoiding tweed, I guess?

Katie Holmes

Those are basically Chanel sweatpants with front pockets. This is Chanel's idea of a sweatsuit, I think? Oy.

Kerry Washington

This is simple and lovely, and a nice showcase for the jewels.

CHANEL Dinner To Celebrate The Watches & Fine Jewelry Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique Opening - Arrivals

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 07: Elizabeth Olsen, wearing CHANEL, attends the CHANEL Dinner to celebrate the Watches & Fine Jewelry Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique Opening on February 07, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/WireImage)

Chase Sui Wonders

As Chanel suits go, it's fine!

Cazzie David

I didn't put two Pete Davidson exes next to each other on purpose, I promise. I think... this is odd, right? The top half doesn't feel like Chanel. I would not think to go to them for knit sports bras. I think they are bad at making a play for youths.

Amandla Stenberg

This also has an older vibe on her. I guess Chanel can't really win with me very often. They try a sports bra, I complain; they try this, I complain. I complain!!!!!

Zazie Beetz

But okay! This is good on her! Somehow they nailed Zazie and Natasha, and that's something!

Rose Byrne

For a second I thought the Chanel logos were loose wires.

Molly Gordon

This is very Alice In Wonderland Is In a Dark Place.

Phoebe Tonkin

I don't know if those are her bangs, or a clip-in, but where Zendaya goes, most people should fear to tread. These aren't as short, obviously, but I do wonder if those photo made everyone want to try.