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Lupita

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Lupita Nyong'o attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

The square-toed take on those Chanel shoes is not doing it for me. Neither is the dress that looks like a swan stuck in early puberty.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Teyana Taylor is seen on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

We are in a dark period of Chanel shoes, apparently. And also Chanel proportions.

Ayo Edebiri

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Ayo Edebiri attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

WHY SHOES. WHY. This whole photo looks like she lightly regrets signing on with them and letting them give her a bowler hat.

Kristen Stewart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Kristen Stewart attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This definitely seems MORE like her aesthetic than what Old Chanel gave her. That doesn't mean it isn't also underwhelming. That sweatervest is too eerily matched to her skin tone.

Jessie Buckley

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Jessie Buckley attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Okay, I DO love this.

Tessa Thompson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Tessa Thompson attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

The skirt doesn't sit totally right with me, and neither with her, but the overall vibe is a lot more chic.

Riley Keough

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Riley Keough attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Whereas this is a terribly sloppy version of the aesthetic.

Tilda Swinton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Tilda Swinton attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

SWINTON can do anything... but she shouldn't have to. I wish the top were actually a whole frock.

Rose Byrne

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Rose Byrne attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

You know what Coco Chanel famously said: Before you leave, look at your outfit and slap a sea anemone to your shoulder.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Julia Louis-Dreyfus attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is a pass for me. I can hear the last vestiges of Elaine Benes inside of her SCREAMING that she is not on the parish council and does not want to go to lunch on the Upper East Side.

A$AP Rocky

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: A$AP Rocky attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is very Christmas-y. He's the ghost of Christmas future and he is here to tell you that ONE purse is NOT ENOUGH.

Aidy Bryant

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Aidy Bryant attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Why is the beautiful Aidy wearing one of Shaquille O'Neal's shirts?

Sabrina Elba

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Sabrina Dhowre Elba attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

It's a good coat, BUT it also looks from a distance like it's been trimmed with electrical tape.

Sarah Pidgeon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Sarah Pidgeon attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Hideous shoes AND hems that look chewed! What a time to be alive.

Jenny Slate

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Jenny Slate attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This feels like he was inspired by The Gap in the late 90s. And I still despair over the hair.

Angel Reese

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Angel Reese attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Angel is a very buzzy get for them. They gave her something very benign, though. And a dull purse.

Fala Chen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Fala Chen attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is more traditionally Chanel, and the shorts... are off-kilter.

Meg Ryan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Meg Ryan attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Oh my god I just noticed the buttons spelling CHANEL. I can't decide if that's funny or terrible. It might be both.

Whitney Peak

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Whitney Peak attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This could be anything.

Christine Baranski

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Christine Baranski attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

I do not love this for her. She looks like a client on All's Fair. A depth she would not DEIGN to touch.

Emily Ratajkowski

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Emily Ratajkowski attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

It would appear we should want the visual effect of low-rise pants and high-rise long-johns.

Bowen Yang

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Bowen Yang attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Boxy, and... boxy.

Jon Bon Jovi

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Jon Bon Jovi attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Foxy, and... foxy.

Alek Wek

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Alek Wek attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

She models the hell out of that coat, but we are in for a year of me screaming about the shoes.

Linda Evangelista

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Linda Evangelista attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

That hem looks like Wet Swan.

Lux Pascal

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Lux Pascal attends the CHANEL Métiers d’Art Show 2026 on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

Simple, lovely, unidentifiably Chanel, and ready for a dance number to break out. Perfect.

Chanel Gathered Its Troops. A LOT of Troops.
EVERYONE came out.

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