
This photo is vaguely awkward but overall, this is actually pretty great on her. (Nicole has become a little awkward on the red carpet lately and I can't figure out why. It's like she doesn't know how to deal with her wig all of a sudden.)

There is something so Wacky Palm Beach Matron about this look and I promise that's actually a compliment. She was right to keep the hair and makeup simple with this.

Here's a handsome man in an expensive tweed bathrobe.

Honestly? This is one of her best looks lately. (She's amazing in general, god bless her for being willing to wear this and that kookery.)

No one's gonna get too mad about this.

She's holding a matching jacket, which I really thought was a train – thank goodness it isn't. This feels VERY 2008.

REASONABLE.

Frankly, also pretty reasonable – although I would not have ID'ed this as Chanel.

This is just flat-out...cute?! Way to go, everyone.

I think this would work better with different shoes, although I like those shoes in a vacuum, but overall...this is really good.

"None of this is Chanel, I just popped by on the way home from the library."

This isn't vintage, but it FEELS vintage; very 1990s. It's fun. It's sincerely, as the kids would say, a vibe.

"Please give me the most normal thing you've got."

"Please also give ME the most normal thing you've got."

"No, please also give ME the most normal thing you've got."
Go Fug Yourself